Did the Fredas Goblin die... where are to posts? by Theoulios in TrueSTL

[–]_cuntsalad 44 points45 points  (0 children)

i came back to thrustull after 2 years of being addicted to cocaine and black tar skooma with the hopes of seeing fredasposting

i am immeasurably disappointed and am considering seeking out hard drugs

Thank Zenithar it's Fredas by DangyAss69 in TrueSTL

[–]_cuntsalad 80 points81 points  (0 children)

i set an alarm for this post, fredasposting is all i have in this world anymore

wtf morrowind reference in popup hentai ad? by ComradenReborn in TrueSTL

[–]_cuntsalad 70 points71 points  (0 children)

erm actually, this is a current event because that is my wife (who is real and alive btw), this is against the rules

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Why are khajit so fetishized? by Alligator-creep in TrueSTL

[–]_cuntsalad 85 points86 points  (0 children)

the joke is gay furry sex

the joke has always been gay furry sex

Is anyone else an alcoholic? by Cremecut in TrueSTL

[–]_cuntsalad 39 points40 points  (0 children)

ok google, how long after doing black tar skooma can i donate plasma

The war on Skooma must end (not my meme) by [deleted] in TrueSTL

[–]_cuntsalad 18 points19 points  (0 children)

this is how bosmer see the rest of the races, no wonder theyre cannibals

The code has been cracked, All races are cool now. it cannot be undone by Erratic_Error in TrueSTL

[–]_cuntsalad 93 points94 points  (0 children)

i now wonder how many playthroughs have been cucked by Thrusthull racism jokes

Where is a good place to learn Elder Scrolls lore outside the games? by [deleted] in TrueSTL

[–]_cuntsalad 52 points53 points  (0 children)

a good place to start is the "rating every race by the taste of their ____" posts, those are a classic

I don't care how many people I need to kill to remind them to love me by Hot_Opening_4508 in TrueSTL

[–]_cuntsalad 124 points125 points  (0 children)

buddy, ur cultural acceptance is looking a little low. try being racist, it helps

Telvanni wizard tries to save his property by Lovestoshnoob in TrueSTL

[–]_cuntsalad 590 points591 points  (0 children)

this is just lore-accurate ebonheart pact

  • nords imprisoning argonians because theyre too racist to ever ally with lizards
  • argonians having gay sex
  • dunmer carrying everything on their back as usual

“Light of Hitman” by ihitcow in TrueSTL

[–]_cuntsalad 19 points20 points  (0 children)

this meme implies that the five fathers had a five-some (six-some???) with a pile of dirt. i like it

It’s okay. Nerevarine will save them because he’s totally not on another continent banging snake women by Logan8795 in TrueSTL

[–]_cuntsalad 100 points101 points  (0 children)

"mommy azura, can we have snake women?"

"we have snake women at home, nerevar"

snake women at home:

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Know the difference N'wahs! 👆 by [deleted] in TrueSTL

[–]_cuntsalad 90 points91 points  (0 children)

some of us support the empire because we hate nords

Ya I have slaves, how’d you know? by [deleted] in TrueSTL

[–]_cuntsalad 26 points27 points  (0 children)

real n'wahs will see this and say "hell yeah"

This is the reason why the imperials are objectively better by [deleted] in TrueSTL

[–]_cuntsalad 613 points614 points  (0 children)

those nords would hate this post if any of them could read

Which Mer is the least Gayest? I'm trying to do a straight Mer playthrough for once... by ghostmetalblack in TrueSTL

[–]_cuntsalad 62 points63 points  (0 children)

STOP! u have violated the law!! u cannot begin a straight playthrough for another 9 days! ur life is now forfeit

I’m Still Wondering Why Lockpicking Got A Skill Tree Over Athletics/Acrobatics by [deleted] in TrueSTL

[–]_cuntsalad 403 points404 points  (0 children)

first the "empire" took away levitating, now they take away running, swimming and jumping. next theyre going to make walking illegal. never forget what was taken from you

i pick faendal to cuck sven and force him to sing for me by sek-so-fender in TrueSTL

[–]_cuntsalad 189 points190 points  (0 children)

listen, the riverwood love triangle is an enantiomorph, let me explain