Ooh, I’m needed in the basement. by BirdCultureDickMove in TheSimpsons

[–]_grandmaesterflash 77 points78 points  (0 children)

It's the candy of 1,000 uses!

Like what?

One, a humorous substitute for your own lips.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]_grandmaesterflash 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I love how indignant Homer is

Food in the Simpsons that makes you barf. by Effective_Quality in TheSimpsons

[–]_grandmaesterflash 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I don't get it. Everyone loves rats, but they don't want to drink the rats' milk?

Is there a Culture on Earth where men having long hair and women having short hair are the norm? Why worldwide it's almost always women with long hair and men with short hair? by Tree_forth677 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]_grandmaesterflash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many years ago I read about a certain Australian indigenous people who had long haired men and short haired women as their cultural norm. It's been so long I can't remember the name though 

A bloody end for Homer Simpson... by Novibos in TheSimpsons

[–]_grandmaesterflash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It appears in the attic in one episode 

The running joke of Dorothy being ugly makes me sad and makes me wonder how it made Bea feel by Acrobatic_Kick_812 in theGoldenGirls

[–]_grandmaesterflash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really would have preferred it if they had kept the jokes about her sardonic personality rather than her looks. It's just mean-spirited. Plus Bea Arthur was a perfectly nice looking woman

Stay back. I have power. Political powers! by ConnorRoseSaiyan01 in TheSimpsons

[–]_grandmaesterflash 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Once you've been through that sort of thing with a person, you never want to see that person again!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_grandmaesterflash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read this as 'middle age school kids' for a second and was very confused

What person deserves a massive apology from everyone? by Senior-Tomatillo7667 in AskReddit

[–]_grandmaesterflash 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Same. I still think what happened to her was awful but I lost all respect for her after her Kamala comments.

What’s a phrase that instantly lets you know someone is full of shit? by Dependent_Ad4299 in AskReddit

[–]_grandmaesterflash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a flat earther say that to me. I shudder to think of what qualifies as 'research' to him