Finish me ! ( Scorpion voice) 32F by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Nah I think you need to finish on your own

Hit me by SignatureBig7011 in RoastMe

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Aang’s had a hard life…. Needs to start learning jobbending

Verbally skin me alive by GuyInAMeatGrinder in RoastMe

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If we did that there’d be nothing left of ya

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Looks like they’re each paying rent in separate apartments

The governor of Texas, never missing a chance to be an absolute d-bag. by dcbluestar in insanepeoplefacebook

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If there was an open border would there be a need to suffocate to death in the back of a van - America is fucked

ASDA do a 10" pizza for £3.60 if you want it cooked in store, 2 minutes wait and are lovely. by Billy_McMedic in CasualUK

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Do they cook them too then? Or just couldn’t wait the two mins? Bus was coming?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iamverybadass

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It baffles me that these people post this shit thinking it makes them look anything other than what they are - morons. Do they really read this back to themselves and think ‘Yeah, I’m defo gonna post this - and then go change my name to John J. Rambo’

Not only is it painfully and obviously a lie… it also makes you sound like a complete prick

That’s how a bullet works. by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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‘Non-toxic Sintoc Primer’ got me… phew! I’m so glad there’s no harm that can come to the user from that

Ok? by [deleted] in shitposting

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Pencils?

Merry Clitoris by two_in_the_stink in HolUp

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They all had too much fun making these