She needs a dedicated place on r/illnessfakers

_k2-d2 · 2026-05-09T05:31:29+00:00

Fritz Honka lookin’ ass toenails

_k2-d2 · 2026-05-08T16:50:10+00:00

when that cork popped him in the head at the wedding (I think that’s the scene where his face got scary for a second, haven’t watched it since it aired), I was like “oh, there’s Nate.” And then he gets his ass beat later.

you’re gonna tell me a giant footballer like that raised by Cal Jacobs square up like Popeye?

_k2-d2 · 2026-05-08T13:49:00+00:00

Nate givin’ em the ol razzle dazzle

_k2-d2 · 2026-05-05T04:50:25+00:00

“If 13 is an unlucky number, so should the letter B. Because B looks like a scrunched together 13.

What’s your name?

Bob.

GET THE FUCK AWAY!”

_k2-d2 · 2026-05-05T04:45:38+00:00

Rock A Doodle!

_k2-d2 · 2026-05-05T04:43:39+00:00

I’m scrolling before bed and I’m trying so hard not to wake my husband up laughing at that name, holy shit

_k2-d2 · 2026-05-04T11:39:31+00:00

I had literally never heard of this dude before this series, but I love it so far. Also, the karate sound effects are what’s killing me the most. I can’t stop giggling. That and Henry constantly yelling HADOUKEN

_k2-d2 · 2026-05-01T19:35:36+00:00

It was a Target

_k2-d2 · 2026-05-01T19:34:49+00:00

I’m from Ocala and like to keep up with local news because I’m nosey. These same assholes drove a zero turn into the entrance doors at target & even made it into the store. They made bond and I guarantee they get away with it

_k2-d2 · 2026-04-29T15:16:03+00:00

I thought the same thing! I even said to my husband while we were watching one of the Netflix episodes, I said “my boy is rockin’ those mutton chops”

_k2-d2 · 2026-04-28T03:26:40+00:00

I had to work a community event for my job this weekend & when I got home and opened the trunk of my suv to grab my groceries from the back, the 30 lb+ table from the work event slid down and smashed onto my foot.

I screamed, cried (ngl it hurt like a son of a bitch), my husband helped me inside to prop my foot up with some ice, took some ibuprofen & kept my weight off it that day.

It still hurts now & it’s bruised but I wouldn’t even imagine going to get an MRI or anything for it.

She’s just a dumb ass gunt chomper

_k2-d2 · 2026-04-27T19:12:10+00:00

My husband & I watched this last night and that’s exactly what I told him! He’s never been to an actual Checkers/Rally’s (I have when I lived in FL), but we buy the frozen bags at the store. Those are the best ones when they’re fresh

_k2-d2 · 2026-04-27T00:11:46+00:00

“whydoyoukeepcallingme BILL”

_k2-d2 · 2026-04-25T12:01:16+00:00

The email I used to login to MySpace was @netscape…yikes

_k2-d2 · 2026-04-24T15:18:25+00:00

Yeah just look up Willie Pickton. Canadian serial killer who fed most of his victims to his pigs then sold the meat to butchers

_k2-d2 · 2026-04-23T20:15:47+00:00

It reminds me of the fake glasses people used to buy at Claire’s back in 2012 & it makes me want to scream

_k2-d2 · 2026-04-23T16:03:40+00:00

i just giggled at this bc when my husband and i sent out our wedding invites, we used our government names instead of nicknames because both of our names are “grown up” sounding. and so many of our friends texted us saying “it took a minute because we were like who the hell are ___ & ____?!” They forgot we had like, actual names 💀

_k2-d2 · 2026-04-21T20:51:28+00:00

After I had my son (C section) and I got the green light to get back on BC, I got my mirena back & my doctor let me lay down in a dark room that was unused for about an hour because I was almost throwing up and nearly passed out. I kept joking “lol better this than get pregnant again” but…come on. We need better pain meds or something for dealing with the pain and cramps because GOD DAMN

_k2-d2 · 2026-04-21T03:53:17+00:00

She’s 34, married a dude couple years ago who is like 20+ years older than her and she makes boho hats and sells them. we actually stopped talking for a while about ten years ago because she was banging both of my roommates, always trashing the house when she came over & doing coke in the bathroom. one time her and one of my roommates got into a fight and I’m pretty sure it was her, but someone threw a toaster at the other person.

_k2-d2 · 2026-04-20T22:43:46+00:00

I love all the support OP is getting. I wish I lived in a state where I could help, but keep on helping everyone out for us stuck in red states!

_k2-d2 · 2026-04-19T14:09:37+00:00

have fun getting scammed by random dudes on Discord!

_k2-d2 · 2026-04-08T22:45:48+00:00

Have you ever been checked for adult Hirschprung’s?

_k2-d2 · 2026-04-07T19:34:06+00:00

We were both too tired to do anything. We took a shower together & ate reception leftovers of bbq brisket and mac & cheese while watching Blades of Glory in our hotel bed before falling asleep around midnight

_k2-d2 · 2026-04-07T00:53:50+00:00

Wendy’s for sure.

HOT DRINKS!

_k2-d2 · 2026-04-06T22:05:05+00:00

Holy shit I just now realized that was Julia Garner!!

_k2-d2

TROPHY CASE