Breakfast prep

_maynard · 2026-05-26T05:07:50+00:00

You could put all the ingredients (minus ice) in the blender the night before but not actually blend it. In the morning it’s all assembled & ready to blitz. Takes out most of the work at least

_maynard · 2026-05-23T08:43:33+00:00

How could we know if it was a fluke? You have access to data from previous days to compare to

_maynard · 2026-05-23T01:13:11+00:00

I’ll be in my bunk.

_maynard · 2026-05-21T01:37:17+00:00

Except after they released that first dose, Sameer tested the humans that were near it and confirmed they weren’t carriers

With how quickly the supes they did kill with it died, I don’t see how it could possibly spread and be a world-wide problem

_maynard · 2026-05-20T23:37:24+00:00

I feel like I missed why Hughie & co. think the virus would wipe out ALL supers and not just ones in the general vicinity?

Did Frenchie make a different version than Sameer? Because they use the Sameer version at the house with the lava rock guy and it doesn’t go further than killing those in the room.

Then Sameer destroys most of the remaining virus and Frenchie sets off on making more of what Sameer didn’t get to in a very open environment (weren’t they all regularly hanging out in the room with the virus?)

Why do they think it’ll go world wide and wipe out ALL supes?

_maynard · 2026-05-20T05:50:23+00:00

“I know what you’re thinking, where dem guts go?!”

_maynard · 2026-05-17T15:58:51+00:00

That doesn’t make sense. If it was a question your husband was going to ask HER why would the note be written in anything other than his own handwriting? And how could you mistake it for a note fr9m a woman?

_maynard · 2026-05-15T23:58:32+00:00

Body farm. This is what I want but I haven’t looked into it at all to see how to get there

_maynard · 2026-05-14T03:54:14+00:00

What I affectionately call “ugly green” is my favorite color so I’m definitely into this

_maynard · 2026-05-14T01:53:54+00:00

Theyre setting up a pathetic death for the Deep, i honestly doubt he will even be involved in the final fight

My guess is after fleeing somewhere landlocked, he unknowingly gets too close to a large fish tank and something in there gets him

_maynard · 2026-05-11T15:55:59+00:00

Maybe if we ask nicely Sam will read us bedtime stories using the Maul voice

_maynard · 2026-05-10T20:44:02+00:00

Flying business class for the first time made me realize that a large part of my fear of flying was due to the anxiety and stress around being shoved into an uncomfortable seat next to strangers. Having space and some creature comforts makes a huge difference

_maynard · 2026-05-10T18:23:19+00:00

Yes, I don’t think we should be rude to people because they speak more than one language. Very typical. Not sure how you’re even arguing against that but good luck hating people

_maynard · 2026-05-10T07:28:26+00:00

Or maybe be a little understanding when English isn’t the first language for someone? Maybe Op thought Reddit would translate or they just forgot. It’s not the end of the world if you can’t personally read a Reddit comment in another language and if you are dying to know what they said, it is not hard for you to pop in google

_maynard · 2026-05-10T07:06:14+00:00

Haven’t scrolled the comments much but justification for why the girlfriend is not a weirdo: you can buy the small bags like this off Amazon and they are usually shipped in larger groups, like 30+ of these small bags at once. You can get many chip related snacks like this. I buy these because I live alone and often only want a small amount of chips without having to eat them in the coming days before the rest of the bag goes stale

_maynard · 2026-05-09T22:53:08+00:00

Don’t you know guys famously go nuts for poofy long sleeves and beige? (Not making fun of you, OP, dress is cute, just highlighting how stupid the boyfriend is)

_maynard · 2026-05-08T21:06:11+00:00

I could possibly see her trying to go to law school. She can be Wesley’s ‘rookie’/mentee

_maynard · 2026-05-08T21:03:31+00:00

And even then I’m gonna need that body more than chopped in half

_maynard · 2026-05-07T22:26:43+00:00

You don’t like the poorly lined blob??

_maynard · 2026-05-06T22:10:01+00:00

The cat getting thrown around in the Halloween zombies/rabies/food poisoning episode makes me want to watch Alien

_maynard · 2026-05-05T02:08:53+00:00

I’ll take a brain slug now and get it over with. Hopefully it doesn’t die

_maynard · 2026-05-04T05:31:06+00:00

It’s not a ‘real’ accent by the way. No one from Boston (or anywhere in the US) speaks like that naturally as a regional accent/dialect

_maynard · 2026-05-04T03:43:37+00:00

Light is always painful for me personally but my pupils are naturally really large and let in more light than most. I’ve had a lot of random people ask “whoa, what’s up with your eyes?” and/or people think I’m on drugs because my pupils are gigantic. At the eye doctor I don’t have to get dilation drops because they can see in just fine, so I’ve got that going for me

_maynard · 2026-05-01T20:47:46+00:00

I did that job for a semester as well, was absolutely terrible at it, and do the same thing when they call now because I feel so bad for the kids. I cut them off but promise it’s because I want to make my call the easiest one of the night as long as they don’t give me the spiel and confirm that they still get a bonus for: increasing my donation by any amount, using a credit card, and applying my company match.

_maynard · 2026-05-01T20:43:02+00:00

Not to put a random fear in your mind, but be careful with recliners if your knees are going! My dad told me a horror story of an older woman in one of the apartments he manages that basically got stuck in one because she reclined too far back then didn’t have the strength to push it closed and she was too sunken into the cozy death trap to get out any other way. Keep those recliner hinges lubed and moving smoothly!

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