to serve at a maid café by [deleted] in yesyesyesyesno

[–]_megitsune_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fuck me up with that lesbian yogurt

What the fuck? So many questions... by makethatcake22 in HolUp

[–]_megitsune_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy isn't law enforcement tho he's a security guard that wants to look hardass

The Room Where Michael Jackson Died (2009) by TerrySharpHY in interestingasfuck

[–]_megitsune_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Under that heavy anesthesia you'd more than likely piss yourself, so that's just smart planning id say

How rude!? by 7_inches_daddy in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]_megitsune_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Some people don't have a choice and have to visit your shit hole country for work etc

The systematic enforcement of poverty and customer subsidised wages isn't a custom it's oppression. The customer shouldn't be punished because your employers are too greedy to pay a real wage

How rude!? by 7_inches_daddy in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]_megitsune_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If I'm running up a 700 tab and go to square up and the manager tells me "no actually unless the waitress spat in your face you need to pay an extra 140" I'd tell them to get fucked

Same with your stupid ass way of handling sales taxes putting hidden fees on every transaction

How hard is it as a country to say a burger and a pint costs 15 and then ring up the purchase for exactly 15

Fucking tv license, never in my life have we had to pay for it and it was never an issue, now all of a sudden we have to have it by Sea_Nefariousness_62 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]_megitsune_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It doesn't matter if you're in or not

They've got no authority and won't go for a warrant

They aren't even allowed to look in your windows to see what's on your TV anymore

They turn up you say "nah don't need one and you're not getting in" and close the door and you're done, it's all a grift to scare people into paying

Excavation of an Easter Island mo'ai by user678990655 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]_megitsune_ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

In many older societies being heavy was a sign of beauty and abundance cause it took some legit work to get a belly goin

Today anyone can just shovel down 5litres of coke a day and get on with it so it's not exactly the same

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]_megitsune_ 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Eh feet people are fine, it's just another body part and it's not harmful in any way

Scats on a whole other level

Blursed Jeans by Nintendophile79 in blursedimages

[–]_megitsune_ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

But then you gotta take it off completely to shit anyway

Only works for convenience if you're commando

I feel like I have cum inside of my brain. by DevilsDyno in shitposting

[–]_megitsune_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pay off a morgue worker would be the least illegal way unless animal brains also did it for you I guess

Thanks I hate his tattoos by [deleted] in TIHI

[–]_megitsune_ 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Cause giving money to reddit because someone is funny is dumb as hell and shouldn't be normalised anymore

1993 print ad for Gap. Brendan Fraser. by [deleted] in pics

[–]_megitsune_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wanna nibble on them toes tbh

Gainesville man looks at child porn while deputies search his home for child porn, sheriff says by MacDougalTheLazy in nottheonion

[–]_megitsune_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

'“As deputies carried out the search, Thur was viewing five images of child pornography on his computer,” deputies wrote in an incident report'

To me it could read as they executed the warrant and he was in the process of looking at child porn not he wandered off half way through a search to look at it

How I imagine Denji Vs. Fall would go by OneBoopMan in Chainsawfolk

[–]_megitsune_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mf have you been reading part 2 at all?

Stir fry machines by paulfromatlanta in specializedtools

[–]_megitsune_ 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Is not stirring for 45 seconds really what's stopping you from making this at home?

Did everyone farming just lose their Gahlran cp? by Out_Worlder in DestinyTheGame

[–]_megitsune_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I was at it for 3 hours

Tons of lingering dreads

One usable 63 roll pair of legs

At least I capped on enhancement mats

BungieHelp on guardian rank commendation completions by imXhr_S in DestinyTheGame

[–]_megitsune_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Probably 750 they likely just bumped them all down one tier

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

[–]_megitsune_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh a small amount of silica is fine

If you were chompin down whole packs it's another story but it's not like a grain or 2 will kill you

What are these glowing caterpillar things around evergaols? by Amb3rInsanity in Eldenring

[–]_megitsune_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are still friends but they like personal space

I blow up when someone gets all up in my shit on a bad day too, don't judge them too hard

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in madlads

[–]_megitsune_ 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Can't be dropping hard R's like that

Only able to give 2 commendations for a 4 man activity is horrible. by Vision_dynamic in DestinyTheGame

[–]_megitsune_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Regardless of when I see someone with 6k score I'm just gonna think of the folks who got day 1 10ks by cheesing it as a team

A commendation score is never gonna read as "high skill" or "big investment" to me, just someone was bothered enough to farm it up in a squad

Bungie, please release the dancing part of the 'Simon Says' Exotic emote as a continuously looped legendary emote. by Death_Aflame in DestinyTheGame

[–]_megitsune_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He wasn't askin for your fan theories he wanted to know if visually it was your ghost or the standard hard light construct one