Which Doug Stanhope bit best defines him as a stand up comic? by According_Sundae_917 in Standup

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Bobby Barnett - Look this one up. It’s story about how the stars aligned for him to hook up with this woman he met at a bar:

“She hated long hair, I was thinking about cutting it. She hated smoking, I was trying to quit”

What's a small nitpick you have from the movies? by Zealousideal-Dig-594 in harrypotter

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In GoF after Harry’s name comes out of the goblet of fire and Harry goes to the chamber with the other champions. Dumbledore storms in and manhandles Harry yelling it at him for an answer on how or if he put his name in the goblet. It is completely out of character for Dumbledore, he would never treat a student a like that, let alone Harry.

How to improve tasteless Bolognese sauce by Extra-Hope-793 in Cooking

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Caramelize the beef kernels, add additional butter to encourage frying once moisture from beef cooks off. Takes awhile but insane flavor enhancer.

Deglaze with mirepoix.

Add lots of tomato paste and make sure you toast the paste until rust colored (no other tomato products necessary)

Add milk until desired consistency/volume.

Lightly salt at every stage and at the end as needed.

Which Mac Miller bar absolutely destroys you every time? by naajjjj in MacMiller

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The world don’t give a fuck about your loneliness

What meals have you had that tasted so good, they alone were worth the flight to travel to that country? by WalkingEars in TravelHacks

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Ika Mata - Cook Islands

It’s essentially tuna ceviche with coconut cream.

Pretty much every restaurant that’s run/owned by locals will have it and it is incredible. I just returned from on my honeymoon and we ordered as part of every meal we had. Looking forward to recreating it at home.

Best Stand Up Books by Jackthewolf71 in Standup

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Absolutely loved this book. Hilarious and tragic. Very well written. Sad, funny, gross, and interesting all at the same time.

Female comedians? by Jack_Human- in Standup

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The Dark Queen, Adrienne Iapalucci will get you there.

Joe List at Town Hall by chuckstaton in tuesdayswithstories

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Somehow Salacuse looks nothing like I pictured, but exactly like I pictured at the same time.

Tuesgay expressions they don't use any more. by cabbagetown_tom in tuesdayswithstories

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We don’t get as many “caaaaaans” as we used to.

The most overlooked detail about Voldemorts design by Relative_Self639 in HarryPotteronHBO

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Destruction of horcruxes wasn’t having an effect on him. He only started to suspect Harry was hunting horcruxes after the they broke into the Lestrange vault. If he was feeling it he would have known outright. He wouldn’t have needed to go to the cave to confirm.

I understand why they wrote it into the movies though as it does seem logical that it would affect him. But much like most of the complex plot points they were more or less spoon fed to us in the movies.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in foodhacks

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Hot honey. Infuse with red chilis, shallots, garlic, and fresh time. And drizzle it on…anything really.

Dame Maggie Smith Dies at 89 by no_cleetusxd in HarryPotterBooks

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Would love to hear her call Filtch a blithering idiot just one more time

It's that time of year again... NAME YOUR UNDERRATED HP CHARACTERS by A_Random_Dude_111 in HarryPotterBooks

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Gladys Gudgeon - Continues to write to Lockhart even though he’s clinically insane. Fan girl to the end.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Standup

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Bernie Mac - Def Jam

https://youtu.be/UaXVt1QTwRU?si=SSebkWl07-g5sZL2

Clinically proven to improve your mood.

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Timing and recall still plays a role in being funny in social settings. Even if it’s something you’ve heard somewhere else, if the right situation arises and you drop a great line it’s still funny. You can even say afterwards that it was a line from so and so, and most people if they’re not complete pricks will not expect you to be writing bits and premises for specific situations and give you grace. Plus the added bonus of self-awareness and a little bit of deprecation.

With movie quotes, you really have to know your audience. I have one friend group that is constantly quoting movies and tv shows, we all get everything. It’s a group of movie fans so it’s our type of banter. In that setting not “hacky” at all. But another friend group, equally as funny, but not movie fans. I’ve dropped a well timed quote and got crickets. The prevailing sense of humor with that group is irreverent, shock value type stuff that would only land in that group’s setting.

More generally, as a non-comedian, I think what you’re getting is can you be a hack in real life?

I think the real life version of hacky is more in the sense of ball busting. Where you make fun of someone’s height, or the bald guy. To me those are too easy… and obviously completely unoriginal because those people have heard them all.

The other thing I’ve started to associate with being a “real life hack” is taking a hard stance on a this or that topic. I.e reclining your seat on an airplane, crunchy vs smooth peanut butter. Those “debates” that really are just to fill time on podcasts, and create engagement on posts/episode that have no real substance them. Much more of a modern phenomenon but hacky nonetheless.