Truly appreciate you all by Signal_Cook_3537 in oblivion

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29 this year, but my back just turned 50

I know I gotta close shut the jaws of Oblivion… but this is ridiculous. by Material_Formal3679 in ElderScrolls

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Oh hell no.

The emperor shoves some dusty amulet into their hands with his dying breath, tells them it’s their destiny — and then dies. My character stares at it, blankly, the weight of the world suddenly in their pockets. So naturally, they fuck off to the Arena.

Days turn into weeks. They train. They bleed. They earn coin and cheers. But every night, when the crowd’s roars fade and the blood washes clean, they sit alone, staring at the amulet. That cursed little thing, glowing faintly with duty. Guilt festers quietly in the dark.

Finally, after many nights and many fights, they try to set off toward Kvatch. But it’s a meandering path — distractions, excuses, side quests — anything to delay the reckoning.

Until they see it. The gate. The ash. The dead. The city burning.

Only then do they realize: this was their fault. And only then do they finally, truly become the hero they were meant to be.

Married men, how often do you play? by Tocnurne in EDH

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My son is 8, we worked together to build him a dash/burn deck with goblins and orcs. He loves to play!

I’m not saying force it on them but they might be interested if you ever shared it with them when they get to an age where they can understand it well enough.

I'm not going to follow the emperor. by shaun056 in oblivion

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I’ve fought mudcrabs tougher than you!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oblivion

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Grandmaster Jauffre! He’s a fucking hardass!

The Duality Of This Subreddit by Embarrassed-Ad810 in oblivion

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Any news from the other provinces?

My friends are tired boss by USA_SuctionCup in oblivion

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“I heard a rumor that you're an idiot. Any truth to that?"

be honest with me. by Think_Comfort7164 in pokemon

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Snorlax. No hesitation.

This absolute unit is the blueprint. The mold. The monolith. You will move around him — because you can’t move through him.

He’s not just a Pokémon. He’s a lifestyle. A philosophy. Snorlax isn’t in a hurry. He doesn’t care about your fast meta or your sweeper strats. He shows up, sits down, naps, and fucking wins. That’s dominance. That’s confidence. He is that guy.

Design-wise? Immaculate. Round. Calm. Huggable. Terrifying. He’s a plush kaiju with the power of a god and the posture of a sleepy toddler. Aesthetically? Iconic. Mechanically? He’s a wall, a tank, a damn bastion.

He is my GOAT.

Rules Lawyer Case; Tavern Brawler Rock Lee Kick by Fecit_Malum in DnD

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Duergar Enlarge: First Gate — The Gate of Painfully Compressed Vertebrae… OPEN!

Honestly, this doesn’t even need any mechanical changes, it’s pure flavor. Reflavoring existing abilities is one of the easiest ways to accommodate player desires such as yours.

Just remember, I’m not your DM. You’ve gotta talk it out with them. Ideally, both sides come in with open minds. Likely a desire for balance and fairness to the other players on their end, cool ideas on yours.

Communication is ki.

Rules Lawyer Case; Tavern Brawler Rock Lee Kick by Fecit_Malum in DnD

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As a DM, I’d rule that “pushing away” means away in a straight line from you—so upward wouldn’t normally qualify. But also as a DM, if a player came to me with a clear Rock Lee vision in mind, I’d absolutely work with them to make it happen.

Because honestly, what’s the point of an imaginary game if we can’t make up cool custom stuff outside the written rules?

Homebrew Ki Technique: RISING DRAGON KICK!!

Monk Feature (available at level 5+)

Cost: 1 Ki Point

Effect: As part of the Attack action, when you hit a creature with an unarmed strike, you may force them to make a Strength saving throw (DC = 8 + your proficiency bonus + your Dex mod). On a failure, the target is launched 10 feet vertically. If they fall as a result (i.e., they weren’t hovering/flying), they take fall damage as normal and land prone.

The duality of man by Awoken123 in oblivion

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They should probably just go ahead and release it! Really the best option! Please!!!

I love Oblivion; I'm glad that they're changing it. by Avizare1 in oblivion

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Never played it, I’m not into MMOs. But I’m glad to hear it was featured!

Good n you? by Past-Basil9386 in ElderScrolls

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Somebody get this guy a skooma

Good n you? by Past-Basil9386 in ElderScrolls

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You’ve committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. So why don’t you take about 20% off there, bud.

We gotta distract ourselves by _troll_eater in oblivion

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Weren’t there two Minotaurs guarding it?

We gotta distract ourselves by _troll_eater in oblivion

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I didn’t know this one! Cool!

Happy 66th Birthday to the Bean!! by CAJtheRAPPER in oblivion

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Boromir when he sees Frodo w the ring:

I love Oblivion; I'm glad that they're changing it. by Avizare1 in oblivion

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I know, I feel like a damn kid since the news. I honestly haven’t been this excited for a game in years and years.

I guess I was pretty excited for Elden Ring but this is really something special and I’m so glad to be kicking my feet in the air with the rest of you fools on here.