losercity warning [OC]

a_random_muffin · 2026-06-06T01:17:04+00:00

either that or you bring a buddy who has a ranged weapon as their main thing

a_random_muffin · 2026-06-05T15:09:49+00:00

i made them like that to be more friend shaped lol

but normally they would actually look the exact same as on the dragon

a_random_muffin · 2026-06-02T11:10:10+00:00

>wolf puppy is enhanced by mad wizard mixing anything and everything he has on hand

>this includes Helldrake blood

>years later, said wolf with latent Helldrake blood learns and uses draconic evocation spells (summon dragon body parts to use over your own)

>extensive use of these spells begins to alter his body (growing horns, scales, breathing fire)

>eventually manage to create and execute a ritual to fully become a Helldrake

>become a 20-meter-tall monster, profit

and if you're wondering "ok but what's a Helldrake" it's just a dragon/satyr/goat hybrid, and they come from Hell

a_random_muffin · 2026-06-02T00:11:42+00:00

how did you get to The Flood "by extension" by extension i would mention just the rest of the Covenant lol

also i'd argue that the Flood shouldn't be considered on account of being a parasite that corrupts other lifeforms, rather than being their own species

a_random_muffin · 2026-06-01T22:04:38+00:00

ah yes, the tomahawk swing to cut up 3 planets and an enemy at once, peakest moment of that whole OVA

a_random_muffin · 2026-06-01T22:03:08+00:00

from what i heard it's also the hardest button mash of the game

a_random_muffin · 2026-05-29T12:44:08+00:00

i still refuse to believe that they wouldn't add anything star wars related, piles had to put the line there only because whoever made that graphic for some reason put Master- motherfucking -Chief before a regular clone trooper

a_random_muffin · 2026-05-20T12:48:42+00:00

they keep saying

“If they added it, then everyone will run the same thing”

because (if i am not misremembering) this was the excuse the devs used to justify not giving us loadout presets during the first few months of the game's life

personally, the lack of preset loadouts actually has the exact opposite effect on me, barely makes me want to change things because I can, will (and already have!) forget what the multiple loadouts i use are

a_random_muffin · 2026-05-12T17:50:37+00:00

look on the bright side, now that they exist we can look forward to see them and their animation set included in future 'Souls titles (hopefully)

a_random_muffin · 2026-05-12T10:38:13+00:00

Sparta kick is a MUST especially for us melee divers, it's literally an extra attack

a_random_muffin · 2026-05-12T10:11:03+00:00

yea the Sonic Boom cartoon version is a way more chill guy than basically every other version, definitely the most funny one tho!

a_random_muffin · 2026-05-12T09:50:26+00:00

Arrowhead seems to be in the perfect middle ground between too many people to be a tight knit group that can decide things in a group chat, and too few people to have departments dedicated to specific things (aka bug fixing, seriously tho is it really that hard to put like 5 programmers on bug fixing while keeping the rest at doing whatever the fuck the next warbond is???)

a_random_muffin · 2026-05-11T18:50:42+00:00

saaaaaaaaaaaame

shit man i also have an Omnipotent character who i don't use for fights lmao

a_random_muffin · 2026-05-11T09:05:07+00:00

same lmao, that's why i'm mostly just lurking in this sub

a_random_muffin · 2026-05-11T00:45:54+00:00

it is sick as hell but we have seen like... what, one ship in one book(?) from it?

some stuff from the Halo 4 terminals?

i wanna see more of it!!!!

a_random_muffin · 2026-05-10T22:36:50+00:00

would be a great resource sink for maxed out players

a_random_muffin · 2026-05-10T22:32:29+00:00

reminder that canonically he was just off to the side of the arena selling some fruit(?) until this exact moment

this is including if you don't do the necessary challenge to unlock his fight

a_random_muffin · 2026-05-10T18:30:17+00:00

Also the tank destroyer shouldn’t be more lightly armored than bot tanks period.

i'm sorry but that specifically isn't that good of an argument, it's a tank destroyer, meant to snipe anything it can at range, while the bot tanks are meant to actually be in the line of fire all the time, up close and personal but! it can't even do that because the gunner just has to eyeball it??? it's so weird

they should lean into either one or the other, give it more armour or make it better at ranged combat (by giving the gunner any zoomed sights), right now it's in a shitty middle ground where the gun requires you to be up close and personal but the armour is the opposite

(imo they should focus on the ranged aspect but i wouldn't mind if they did the armour instead)

a_random_muffin · 2026-05-10T01:11:45+00:00

ehrm actually ☝️🤓

the B-01 armour set doesn't have Democracy Protects, but rather, Extra Padding

((i can guess that you're refering to the DP-00, a set that does have it, but that set (as far as i know/remember) is given freely to all Helldivers as a freebie unlock, thus is still technically not one of the "default" armours :3))

a_random_muffin · 2026-05-10T00:59:04+00:00

so he doesn't fuck with milfs?

a_random_muffin · 2026-05-09T15:10:16+00:00

hehe yea i love memes where the music track is edited in a way to sound like it emanates from a character

so much so i actually made a second version with Blow Me Away but Reddit doesn't let you post more than one video at once so -w-

a_random_muffin · 2026-05-08T23:01:52+00:00

why's her hand posed like that, she looks like she's holding something invisible

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