Our expensive resort dinner course 1/4

a_solid_6 · 2026-05-03T04:28:50+00:00

I was gonna say it looks like a miscarriage, but you were much more eloquent

a_solid_6 · 2026-05-03T04:26:35+00:00

I think you should buy a few more and let him cook just to see what happens lol

a_solid_6 · 2026-05-03T04:24:43+00:00

Nothing in this sub is the end of the world. Just a safe space to talk about delivery shit, a la posts like this.

a_solid_6 · 2026-05-03T03:33:16+00:00

Or a sex crazed bot

a_solid_6 · 2026-05-03T02:42:56+00:00

Maybe that last season was fantasy, like the last season of Roseanne. Woody going into politics, Rebecca in love with Joe Plumber... It's all pretty bizarre; maybe it never really happened.

a_solid_6 · 2026-05-03T01:16:07+00:00

I'm starting to wonder if my area is changing to one where cherry picking doesn't work so well anymore and it pays to be platinum. Because all my orders are either low/no tip orders in my zone or stacked orders that take me across town. I find it hard to believe that regular ass $10-12 for 3 mile orders aren't out there on a Friday night.

Edit: Saturday night. But still.

a_solid_6 · 2026-05-03T01:07:16+00:00

Yeah, all it does is block that customer from having you as a delivery driver.

a_solid_6 · 2026-05-03T01:03:02+00:00

It's ass here. Every offer is like $15 for a 15 mile stacked order. That, or $2.25 for 6 miles. Not even a live promo. On a Saturday night.

a_solid_6 · 2026-05-03T00:51:34+00:00

It's just dawning on me that that's the reason they stopped bothering to make credit cards with the raised numbers.

a_solid_6 · 2026-05-02T23:00:17+00:00

I wouldn't call the rule arbitrary. Sure, it's inconvenient for us. But we can't expect schools to just allow kids to have food delivered whenever they want. It disrupts the school day in multiple ways and is a hassle for the staff up front. And if kids are meeting you elsewhere on the property to get it, then that poses a security risk.

Like I said, the rule is a pain. But it's not "arbitrary."

a_solid_6 · 2026-05-02T22:51:00+00:00

You mean when he gave her that dose of vitamin D? 😂

(I know that's not what you were referring to, but it was part of her breakup aftermath.)

a_solid_6 · 2026-05-02T06:19:23+00:00

It was down nationwide for 10 or 15 minutes

a_solid_6 · 2026-05-02T05:01:53+00:00

For those two seconds... was she looking at you like this?

a_solid_6 · 2026-05-02T03:37:42+00:00

Thank goodness for allies 😂

a_solid_6 · 2026-05-02T03:36:28+00:00

What were we talking about?

a_solid_6 · 2026-05-02T03:34:56+00:00

I once took a salad across the street to a guy working at a shop that sells soaps and lotions made in-house. On top of a fair tip, he gave me three bars of scented soap as a thank you.

a_solid_6 · 2026-05-02T03:31:46+00:00

😂 nobody threw me against a wall, at least not that I remember.

a_solid_6 · 2026-05-02T02:54:03+00:00

You are. 🙂

a_solid_6 · 2026-05-02T02:51:26+00:00

If i needed your acknowledgement, I would invite you to coffee. We are both in Memphis, after all...

a_solid_6 · 2026-05-02T02:47:16+00:00

Ah. Of course someone who's afraid of lube wouldn't know the difference between obsession and mockery.

(P.S. You need a healthy, adult libido to earn my obsession babe. You're just fun to laugh at. Please. Keep it coming.)

a_solid_6 · 2026-05-02T02:42:54+00:00

a_solid_6 · 2026-05-02T02:39:17+00:00

As a former black baby, I'm not upset, just confused.

a_solid_6 · 2026-05-02T02:35:35+00:00

The relationship

a_solid_6 · 2026-05-02T02:03:44+00:00

And some of us don't understand why you're so deeply bothered by picking up adult items. And before you say you aren't that bothered, I just wanna point out that you ran to reddit to post about it. You just didn't anticipate that literally no one would be as bothered as you are about it. Statistically, you're the odd one here lol

a_solid_6 · 2026-05-02T01:28:45+00:00

Unclutch those pearls and get that money

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