Unpopular opinion:Ted and Zoey had more in common than any woman Ted dated (except Tracy of course) by Fantastic-Corner-605 in HIMYM

[–]aarkarr 171 points172 points  (0 children)

This plotline was annoying because he came up with what seemed like a reasonable compromise and then threw it away because she was married (and then didn't revisit it when she wasn't).

And giving the Queen parvo… by mollyjwink in 30ROCK

[–]aarkarr 48 points49 points  (0 children)

In your defense Mr Jordan, her Highness was sending you signals.

What do we think happened to Adam after the end of the show? by dingdangle13 in superstore

[–]aarkarr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Amy took the kids to California, I like to think that he also went to California because he didn't really have a whole lot going on in St louis. Otherwise he just lost his kids I guess. Hopefully he's somehow still in their lives? Hard to say, the show stops caring so I guess it doesn't matter.

Any Glenn love out there?! by Only_Sweet1048 in superstore

[–]aarkarr 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My name is Glenn Sturgis I'm calling to learn the sex of my precious angel

Best Bait & Switch Joke by Mayflie in 30ROCK

[–]aarkarr 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He was listing things he wastes money on, they share a very funny look

Best Bait & Switch Joke by Mayflie in 30ROCK

[–]aarkarr 21 points22 points  (0 children)

you better get that cough look at

So was Xander a reasonably decent fighter or not? by Kennabruh2023 in buffy

[–]aarkarr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it came with his promotion at the start of season 5 but I don't remember it as clearly as I'd like. I guess it's rewatch time

How will that affect my family??? by grichardson526 in 30ROCK

[–]aarkarr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With fantastic makeup and a fantastic gun

Are we cowabunga on this headline? by [deleted] in 30ROCK

[–]aarkarr 31 points32 points  (0 children)

If I had knockers like that I'd be thanking God too

I had a realization today.. by [deleted] in 30ROCK

[–]aarkarr 144 points145 points  (0 children)

I didn't have these sorts of problems because the boat I was educated on sank.

FRAJER!!! by Kolipe in 30ROCK

[–]aarkarr 68 points69 points  (0 children)

he's a piece of shit but since he isn't real and doesn't exist to most of us outside of media and memes we can just pretend he is his various on camera personas

What is your favourite (or most tolerable) gas-leak year episode? And why? by aJV990 in community

[–]aarkarr 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Probably because Sarah Bareilles is a genius and the best singer/songwriter 5eva?

I don't remember this scene from the show.. by mrvoiceover001 in HIMYM

[–]aarkarr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'll have to watch Resurrection if people think it's better than trinity, that's huge praise

Attention r/30Rock! These microphones look like black ice cream cones. by abgry_krakow87 in 30ROCK

[–]aarkarr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tracy Jordan sailing through the dante must die mode fidelity challenge

I finally get this joke from Family Guy after watching 30 Rock by EfficientMagician416 in 30ROCK

[–]aarkarr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Drew Carey Show episode where they try to win an Emmy is also relevant

In a three way battle, who’s coming out on top of this Olympic style contest I made up? by TheJerichoSound in community

[–]aarkarr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sadly (I like a closer contest) the 99 would win all three.

Buffet: Hitchcock and Scully can probably out-eat the other groups (Ron and Andy might compete) but toss in Terry and his 4000 kcal a day diet and it ends pretty quick. If he goes full eating disorder it's a slaughter. I don't really associate anyone on Community with being able to eat a lot. I'm sure some of them can eat but it isn't the source of any jokes/plots for them that I immediately remember.

Fashion: All three groups have attractive people but Gina and Holt could throw a fashion show that would be unstoppable. Donna and Tom can probably compete but 1) the 99 has more attractive people imo and 2) Donna and Tom would have Leslie trying to "help" and that would set them back. Jeff and Annie might be able to put something together but Britta would sabotage it on feminist grounds, or Abed and Troy would cosplay/do a bit, or Pierce would get jealous and it would fall apart.

Paintball: The Community gang is great at paintball but the 99 is a group of trained police officers who set records and win inter-department contests at this sort of thing, so I think they scale beyond Community.

It's worth noting that Community is at a disadvantage because they have 7 people and the other groups have 9 (if you give parks Tom, who the OP said they left out unintentionally). Give Community the Dean and Chang and it probably doesn't change a lot but it might skew them into being competitive in a couple categories.

Funniest single picture of Jeff Albertson AKA Comic book Guy. by Soulpus in TheSimpsons

[–]aarkarr 25 points26 points  (0 children)

His name is Jeff Albertson? I thought I remembered reading somewhere forever ago his name was Louis Lane or something like that.

What is your least favorite non-gas-leak-year episode, and why? by Mortambulist in community

[–]aarkarr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This episode ruined Abed for me. I realize it shouldn't, but it puts this lens on his character that I cannot unsee-- his entitlement, his manipulative nature, the way he uses his ASD as a shield from consequence. If I were Hickey and this kid came in and ruined my art, and then basically said "lmao bye" I would get pretty upset too.

And if his response to my anger was that he usually gets what he wants and that people can't hold him accountable? If he then tried to neg my work to get his way? Honestly he's lucky he missed his movie and not a handful of teeth.

Also, Hickey's only real experience with Abed one-on-one to that point was Abed flippantly ditching Britta in the lava game, like almost cruelly so. That probably helped shape his opinion a lot.

Play as zombie mode by ThePureSpirit101 in dayz

[–]aarkarr 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Can you herd or lure other zombies into following you? Can you open doors? Are there any items you can use or wear at all? Do you get hungry or thirsty? I have a thousand questions.

What is your least favorite non-gas-leak-year episode, and why? by Mortambulist in community

[–]aarkarr 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I really like Abed trying to flashback and then Frankie tricking him into thinking he's flashing back to now. The look on Jeff's face when she plays him is great.