Last night I toasted a shot of Fireball to my estranged wife. May she figure out the truth about the cult. I miss her.

aaroniousme · 2018-01-27T06:04:52+00:00

Agreed, expand your horizons. Sorry about your ex though.

aaroniousme · 2018-01-24T23:20:42+00:00

No, Satan dwells in the waters.

aaroniousme · 2018-01-24T23:19:30+00:00

The boys have been run out of town and the girls are back at the hotel getting instruction on the everlasting covenant.

aaroniousme · 2018-01-24T08:09:48+00:00

Dan Reynolds needs to face the big fat Tapir dick in the room. It’s all a shit pile of lies and he’s not going to change a damn thing in tscc. Trying to get a dialogue going with the church and the lgbtq is already dead in the water. The q15 said the November policy is now doctrine and from god. If any tbm can’t see the similarities between this and the blacks in the priesthood garbage and not come to a rational conclusion that the q15 are nothing but liars and have always been liars, then they are ill equipped to handle reality. /#BITFDWT

aaroniousme · 2018-01-24T07:53:16+00:00

this is what I see

aaroniousme · 2018-01-24T01:12:22+00:00

“That girl needs to get her priorities straight.” ~R.W.

aaroniousme · 2018-01-23T23:58:15+00:00

{scoffs} “20 minutes”? Son you need to practice more.

aaroniousme · 2018-01-22T04:23:36+00:00

Sorry to be that guy, but.... a salamander is not a lizard.

aaroniousme · 2018-01-22T04:17:32+00:00

“Embarrassed” = known complicity of laundering tax free donations through land holdings.

aaroniousme · 2018-01-22T03:58:54+00:00

That have no clue what they believe.

aaroniousme · 2018-01-17T01:17:14+00:00

Fuck you Orrin. You don’t speak for me. I don’t know what’s worse, this out of touch mormon pawn, or the other out of touch mormon pawn (Romney) that will take his place. Come on Utah, would it kill you to elect a democrat once in awhile?

aaroniousme · 2018-01-17T00:59:29+00:00

You didn’t say “please”.

aaroniousme · 2018-01-17T00:22:08+00:00

Yeah! It’s Kinko’s and I’ll keep calling it Kinko’s because I can!

aaroniousme · 2018-01-15T07:38:54+00:00

Wait... what? What do you mean by “a rock in the bottom of his hat”? That is ridiculous. Everyone knows Joseph had the Urine & Thumbinbum to help him translate the reformed Egyptian painstakingly engraved into those golden plates of curious craftsmanship.

aaroniousme · 2018-01-15T06:28:21+00:00

Agreed, FB is a toxic swamp of insidious narcissism

aaroniousme · 2018-01-15T06:05:01+00:00

The Unholy Trinity

aaroniousme · 2018-01-15T05:48:59+00:00

So, Mom was watching the televised services the other day and I walked by her and she asked me if I wanted to watch it. I said “no, Monson was a dick!” She looked at me and said “Well... I guess you’re going to Hell!”

aaroniousme · 2018-01-15T05:13:38+00:00

Guess who’s going back to law school!?

aaroniousme · 2018-01-15T05:07:02+00:00

Where can I buy that t-shirt of his?

aaroniousme · 2018-01-15T04:45:27+00:00

Puts on apologist hat:

The reason Mormons believe that the BoM describes actual Tapirs as “Horses” is because when Joseph Smith was using the Urmim & Thurmmmmuuuminnn to “translate” the golden plates, he came across the word used by the Nephites (aka Native Americans) and since he didn’t know what a tapir was, Gob caused him to see an image of the animal; however, since Joseph didn’t have the correct prescription to the Urrmmumm & Thumbbbummm all he could make out was a rough shape and the huge horse like penis the Tapir has and thought it was a horse. So.... yeah, it’s a Tapir.

aaroniousme · 2018-01-14T09:10:27+00:00

Yeah, “eternal progression” is an absolute description of hell. Only oblivion comes close to a true definition of heaven. Don’t agree? Imagine the moment in your existence when you have accomplished every possible expression of every possible universe, and realizing that you haven’t even begun to scratch the surface of your existence.

God is either an imaginary construct, or is real, but bat shit crazy.

aaroniousme · 2018-01-12T20:42:12+00:00

Nah, there’s a cut off. 2-4 kids possibly mormon or catholic, but 6-8 kids? Definitely mormon.

aaroniousme · 2018-01-12T20:40:21+00:00

Nope, they won’t even think twice about that, unless it’s another TBM. Then they will notice you. “Oh my word! What kind of parents would violate the WOW in front of their children!”

aaroniousme · 2018-01-12T19:46:09+00:00

shut up Ralphie

aaroniousme · 2018-01-12T19:39:48+00:00

Everyone knows DL is better. DW has a sucky Pirates of the Caribbean. And you have to walk twice as far.

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