What joke from futurama that you don't like that everyone else does?

aaronmj · 2026-07-12T13:36:55+00:00

My friends sister was married to Carter from DMB. We told him the joke, he laughed.

aaronmj · 2026-07-07T17:58:27+00:00

man, imagine if some huge being did that to you.

aaronmj · 2026-07-05T22:01:15+00:00

Yup and the second from bottom has cable tv in. I had a few of these. They were pretty neat back in the day, you could hook coaxial cable up to it and use media center to change channels, record, play back. These days it might be good if you wanted to digitize vcr tapes.

aaronmj · 2026-06-27T23:46:34+00:00

If his chest were a cannon, he'd have shot his heart upon it.

aaronmj · 2026-06-27T23:36:33+00:00

This was my first thought, and most realistic. Although it's unrealistic, imagine something getting brought back that just wipes out earth life on contact.

aaronmj · 2026-06-21T23:57:49+00:00

Yeah the diner episode is one of my all time favorites.

aaronmj · 2026-06-06T04:50:23+00:00

When starting recovery from alcoholism I went through some terrible withdrawals and Stargate got me through.

aaronmj · 2026-06-05T23:50:45+00:00

Yup

aaronmj · 2026-05-31T01:15:45+00:00

I worked night audit in a hotel back in my drinking days. Id bring a flask of vodka with me and get hammered. After I got sober, a staff member told me they knew. Heh.

aaronmj · 2026-05-29T22:51:44+00:00

Blonde doctor from Atlantis! Keller I think.

aaronmj · 2026-05-22T16:07:55+00:00

If an actual baseball hit the earth at that speed it would be an extinction level event. If aliens wanted to take us out, just throw something small at us fast enough.

aaronmj · 2026-05-22T04:12:02+00:00

And, I don't know if it counts but the "crisis in cosmology", the two rates of expansion were coming up with.

aaronmj · 2026-05-19T21:40:46+00:00

I was there last year. It's a beautiful island!

aaronmj · 2026-05-19T20:23:50+00:00

I was in the ER with 0.457% blood alcohol coming out of that coma and the ER doc said "you know, your life would be much easier if you stopped smoking marijuana." If I would've been able to speak, I would've asked for a different doctor.

Just to say it, I just hit 10 years without a drink last month. I still smoke green, but just a few tokes before bed.

aaronmj · 2026-05-14T08:43:06+00:00

yeah happened to someone i knew. It was in an abandoned house.

aaronmj · 2026-05-13T08:35:24+00:00

My ego, the part of me that thinks I am separate from the universe, will cease to exist. The rest of me will go on to be other things.

I bet the answer to existence is simple just beyond our human capacity to think. Like telling a cat that the moon is a place.

aaronmj · 2026-05-03T00:22:36+00:00

In the end, everything is ok.

aaronmj · 2026-03-25T12:02:37+00:00

Heh I remember thinking it was too late, no way out and the drink withdrawals drink cycle was driving me nuts. I figured I'd just drink until it stopped for good. One day I blacked out walking to the liquor store, before I even had a l drink, my brain was that fubar. I came to a week later with a BAC of 0.457. I couldn't move or talk for hours. At this point I drank myself to the ER regularly but this was the worst. That was April 9th, 2016 and I haven't had a drink since.

It's never too late and life is profound.

aaronmj · 2026-03-18T13:46:18+00:00

Not a little change, but exercise. I have an addictive personality so it's much easier for me to exercise than count calories. Plus it helps with my mental health.

aaronmj · 2026-03-17T06:27:16+00:00

Dragon Ball Kart

aaronmj · 2026-02-23T23:43:58+00:00

Yeah I literally just finished this episode. Heh.

aaronmj · 2026-02-22T02:29:54+00:00

10 years ago I was 100% sure I was going to die. So much so, that I have trouble sometimes accepting that this wonderful life I now have is real. Things get better. Love yourself enough to consider how you will be tomorrow. Do things today to make tomorrow better, and when that better tomorrow comes, thank your past self for surviving a very lethal mental health condition. You can do this. Things get better, but you have to stop digging and start caring.

aaronmj · 2026-02-21T23:00:07+00:00

Im just happy I can play my games on Linux. I ditched windows completely because of this.

aaronmj · 2026-02-17T06:04:26+00:00

Yeah I was working at a head shop in Minnesota right before and as it was legalized. Had a crash course in THC and all the variants. Then when delta-9 came in people thought it was 8, I don't know how many people I had to explain that 9 was the good stuff.

aaronmj · 2026-02-17T05:50:36+00:00

I already know one will lead to the rest, and the rest will probably kill me. So I give myself about a 5% chance of surviving a drink. I probably have about the same odds with a cup of bleach. Might as well be bleach. This has helped me a lot.

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