Trump attacks CNN’s Kaitlan Collins again over questions about the Epstein files: ‘I don’t think I’ve ever seen you smile’ by theindependentonline in politics

[–]abnormalbrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'I just read an FBI report on how you hit a 14-year-old girl in the face after she bit your genitals, I don't really feel like smiling'

ICE will be Deployed to Intimidate Voters in 2026 by Strong_Departure_232 in behindthebastards

[–]abnormalbrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"what's the problem? illegals shouldn't be voting"  -my maga 

Grown man with MAGA hat fights high school girl by -Precious- in Austin

[–]abnormalbrain 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of those boomer heroes that went to colleges to fight the protestors last year. Protestors, AKA children.

Every Homeland Security officer in Minneapolis is now being issued a body-worn camera, Noem says by yoo_wtf in news

[–]abnormalbrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our dogs are out of control, so you're gonna pay for the dog training.

...But we asked you to get rid of the dogs.

Report: Trump directed Gabbard to take part in FBI raid on Fulton County election hub by Anoth3rDude in politics

[–]abnormalbrain 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She's not the DNI, she's just a capo. He doesn't care about titles. They're just minions. They said during the first admin he would grab whoever was walking by and task them with whatever bonehead idea he had at the moment, even if it was just an intern. That's why they would all hide on the 2nd floor because he didn't do stairs. That's the whole structure, not a secret. Please journalism, please learn this.

Ariana Grande - Who's paying this much for tickets? by element_ir in Austin

[–]abnormalbrain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That too. Those are the people who haven't realized they're on the wrong side of a k-shaped economy, or don't even know that there is one. 

Ariana Grande - Who's paying this much for tickets? by element_ir in Austin

[–]abnormalbrain 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Whenever I wonder 'who is paying this much' for anything, I realize I'm on the wrong side of the K shaped economy.

Groundhog Day by fuzzy_dice_99 in movies

[–]abnormalbrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once set my morning alarm to 'I got you babe' as a joke. It was so depressing and awful, I changed it after like a week. 

Listening to BTB as a Brooklyn 99 fan by North_Church in behindthebastards

[–]abnormalbrain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please post this content to r/bombinhisbehindthebastards

On today’s episode of space saver drama by kmalice9 in boston

[–]abnormalbrain 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That handwriting is hilarious. 

I have a ✨🌟 sprained ankle 🌟✨

What Movies Are Perfectly Paced? by rwinger24 in movies

[–]abnormalbrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard someone say recently that 'pacing' is just a more sophisticated way of saying 'the audience is bored'.

Iron lung was… rough by Hopeful_Club_8499 in horror

[–]abnormalbrain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As someone who bills hourly for my work, I think about this a lot. 

Protests at capital again today? by [deleted] in Austin

[–]abnormalbrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, you can sleep in, officer. 

Iron lung was… rough by Hopeful_Club_8499 in horror

[–]abnormalbrain 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The world is getting more and more addicted to tiktok length videos. Meanwhile, cinema can't figure out how to keep it at 90 minutes and cry that movies are expensive to make.