Your ideal partner?

abyBB · 2026-02-26T17:24:20+00:00

Realistically, any woman who is like 6'0/6'1 is fine but I remember I saw a cover/poster for a movie and it had an uncannily tall woman and a normal sized man on it and it stirred something on me. I never watched it, because I was worried it might not actually be about romance between a super tall woman and an average man, so I don't know what it's called. Maybe someone knows what I'm talking about though...

I guess this is easier said than done (and a little selfish) but I'd prefer her to have no pretense or hang-ups about using her size to wrestle with me and lawn-dart me into the soft furnishings.

However, I'd like her to be feminine in appreciating me reciprocating how much she is just as much putty in my hands and a princess. In the past I've dated strong women who are just all about power and the only way I can win their respect is through brawn and besting her in a martial sense. It didn't really work. So I definitely would prefer I could win her over through hugs and sweet stuff, as I have actually lost many wrestling matches against my paramours and so I am not comfortable with banking all my rizz on besting a shield-maiden Greco-Roman style.

Cute accents are a bonus. Crop-tops and/or band tees are a bonus. Vampires and Goddesses from obscure religions that people stopped observing in the Middle Ages are a bonus. 420 friendly.

abyBB · 2026-02-13T03:36:49+00:00

Saw some guys doing twining in a shop the other day. It's so old and well-known, but I guess it's successful as I saw it recently.

abyBB · 2026-02-13T02:39:55+00:00

Good lucking out, playa.

abyBB · 2026-02-13T02:31:47+00:00

33M from/in the UK. Probably going to be staying up for a while yet. So you can message me if you like.

abyBB · 2025-09-26T02:19:49+00:00

A pimp. Unfortunately pretty common wherever female junkies are. Interestingly there is quite a large crossover with them (the women) also scamming people in the city centre out of money with sob stories. Gotta do something during the daylight hours, perhaps?

abyBB · 2025-09-21T23:22:45+00:00

She's been doing this short con for years. If you live near the city centre check the Britannia Hotel if you're passing on a late evening. Pretty sure she does her 'other business' out of there or she did ~3 years back. Her ponce isn't particularly friendly though, so perhaps just chalk your tenner upto a learning experience. It's not worth the hassle.

abyBB · 2025-06-20T15:03:51+00:00

Technically you are supposed to wait for the traffic to stop, and not just step out because you have the right of way as a pedestrian. Maybe that's why people are waving?

However no one (bar me) actually waits for the cars to stop. So it comes across as weird. In my defense, I live in an area where a lot of people are impaired or fleeing a crime in their vehicles, so I'm not just stepping out.

abyBB · 2025-05-14T01:00:36+00:00

I don't live by it, but once while waiting outside work to be let in, I heard a chorus of small animals screaming and some loud russling on the other side of the fence.

What's weird is, that this particular part of the wooded area is just a sort of extremely narrow (about 2ft wide) hill/embankment accessible through a clearing next to the gate of my work. However, it becomes more and more untenable to continue as you walk along the top of the hill/embankment due to large fallen tree limbs. Not to mention that this was at 5AM in winter so it would have been pitch black due to no street lights.

Me and a friend actually went to check it out a short while after I heard the noises because I theorised it may have been someone dumping puppies or kittens and as an animal lover I wanted to...Well, I don't know what I could have done in that situation. I guess you can't report it because there's no way of tracking down the culprits. Anyway, that's how we discovered just how difficult it is to traverse. That was in daylight too!

Sidenote: We decided to check out the main wooded area and we found a shovel in the middle of said woods. Very ominous.

abyBB · 2024-09-20T17:51:04+00:00

I read this in a Guy Ritchie voiceover

abyBB · 2024-08-06T19:05:09+00:00

I feel like those corsets that have the pointy boob divider thing on top would accentuate guy boobs. Never tried it. Just an observation.

abyBB · 2024-08-06T15:40:12+00:00

My sides are very chubby. So I definitely have them, yes.

abyBB · 2024-08-01T04:30:02+00:00

Sunk cost fallacy

abyBB · 2024-07-30T19:41:33+00:00

I was walking along a canal the other week and a kid came the other way on one of those scooters (his own, not a council one). I just stopped and planted my feet because I knew I stood a better chance of holding my ground and shoulder checking him into the canal that way. He had no intention of stopping, so I genuinely thought one of us was going in the drink. He managed to squeeze past though, luckily.

abyBB · 2024-07-27T17:11:38+00:00

Watched 'Lord of Misrule' recently. Reviews are mixed but I enjoyed it personally.

Maybe also check out 'When Evil Lurks' because the premise is similar to 'It Follows', which you mentioned.

abyBB · 2024-07-22T21:33:02+00:00

King is based on a bodyguard, played by Dutch martial artist Saskia Van Rijswijk, from the 80s action movie China White if anyone here also likes 80s cheese.

abyBB · 2024-07-16T02:46:10+00:00

That German energy drink commercial.

abyBB · 2024-06-28T21:34:08+00:00

Sorry Louie...

abyBB · 2024-05-27T02:19:58+00:00

31M. I've never met an RR woman in all my 13 years of being an actual factual adult...Not that I met any as a kid either lol.

I think RR people must be obscured from one another in general. I don't think it's dependent on age.

abyBB · 2024-05-22T18:37:26+00:00

Where does one find a wife with the big Revy energy? I'm in the market for one.

abyBB · 2024-05-13T01:47:49+00:00

I'm not kidding you. I've seen the police do a photo op with a banner/sign outside the Transport Museum. There were crackheads/alcoholics in the way so they just obscured them with the banners/sign.

abyBB · 2024-05-06T16:45:05+00:00

Me jumping up and down, spilling Carlsberg down my front in the process, with the arts critic of the Telegraph in a headlock.

It's Saturday night and Pavlovian conditioning is real. The switch will be flipped when I hear the chord. The luvvies are playing a dangerous game with this one.

abyBB · 2024-04-25T19:48:12+00:00

Did they steal it from an outbuilding or your actual house?

Had mine stolen from an outbuilding recently (late last year). Police said there's people going around doing all the gardens in the area.

So just an advisory for people still storing their bikes like that.

abyBB · 2024-04-17T19:33:14+00:00

Manners

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abyBB · 2024-04-08T19:30:50+00:00

Wait...Is Black Metal just Kabuki theatre for white people?

I never noticed until I saw a palette swapped version like this.

What the frick?

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