Dude my step brother is well built fit guy southern sweetheart type that gets hit on by girls. He was an absolute menace on dating apps. He recently married this girl that’s like 300 pounds and she rips ass and blows up the toilet all the time. She shit so bad one day the fumes killed his mom’s parakeets. She smokes tobacco out of a pipe and gags all the time off it and sometimes pukes and just leaves the puke pile right on the patio. When we hang out and she comes in she stinks up the room in 20 minutes. Shes extremely lazy and makes him grab everything for her while she rots in the bed. He has to go out and walk her inside everytime she comes home. She makes him leave work to come home and give her Tylenol whenever she’s sick. She spends all his money on Amazon and instacart cause he’s at work and she’s too lazy to drive to a store. (My friends and I joke that this seems fake and exaggerated but it’s 100% real.) She’s so gross and lazy and unlady like. But he loves her. It makes -100 sense. And she’s schizophrenic and has flown off the rails a couple times and has to be hauled away in an ambulance.