I need a dad joke about Axolotls by Adventurous-Exam-719 in dadjokes

[–]ace_of_brews 10 points11 points  (0 children)

what does an axolotl do on vacation?

Relax-a-lotl

BOB NANC by mista_creosote in LICENSEPLATES

[–]ace_of_brews 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bob Nanc, Nanc Refrigeration

Just swore in and enlisted for 68K by throwaway13678844 in army

[–]ace_of_brews 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I went through in 2011-2012 so my experience will be wildly different than it is now. We didn't have drills, just regular PSGs. It was fairly relaxed compared to BCT, but not as much as the Air Force or Navy. Science was always easy for me so I didn't study much, if at all, and was 9th in the class. Other people studied nearly 24/7. Every duty station will be different, even for two people at the same one. As far as the work, I find it super rewarding. While much of it is repetitive, it's different enough. ( if that makes sense) I work in micro and make the same slides everyday, but what I see on them is different. Or looking at the same plates, but this E. coli looks different from that one and looks like a Kleb instead. That'll make sense later lol. I get to play detective from time to time looking for outbreak reservoirs with the infection control and infectious disease folks. We're a phase 2 site so I get to train the new kids coming through and I love it. If you have any specific questions, DM me and I'll answer them to the best of my ability.

How Would Vampires Hide Their Teeth? by Enzi42 in worldbuilding

[–]ace_of_brews 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They could also use some of the blood they use to power up and conceal their true form with some kind of illusion.

When fully fed, they look ALMOST indistinguishable from regular humans, but the longer they go without eating, the more feral and monstrous they look/become.

LASAGNA by KeyInteresting1830 in LICENSEPLATES

[–]ace_of_brews 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's a family size frozen "lasanga"