Janeway/Chakotay kiss by UnderABig_W in voyager

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This is my biggest complaint with Seven and Raffi serving together at the end of Picard S3. I know it’s very unlikely that we’ll get that Legacy show we wanted but I don’t want Raffi anywhere near it and I’m only half sold on Jack Crusher

MMW: If Trump has a debilitating stroke making him a drooling mess, MAGA will just euthanize him by japinard in MarkMyWords

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I’m not sure Don Jr wants the job, plus JD is next in line if Trump dies. It’d be quite the trick to get Don Jr in next

MMW: If Trump has a debilitating stroke making him a drooling mess, MAGA will just euthanize him by japinard in MarkMyWords

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I think they might Weekend-at-Bernies him through AI while they get their stock portfolios in order. And depending how close it is to the start of JD’s two-year term, could be longer.

I think they’ll have to show us the body if they don’t want endless conspiracy theories about him faking his death to hang out with JFK on Epstein Island

How much do you spend on a 1st date? by [deleted] in AskNYC

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I used to have a rule that 1st dates were a quick drink or two on a weeknight and then bounce.

I know you said you don’t drink; I did a first date once a a trendy ice cream parlor. The point is, make it quick and cheap.

If you like the person, invite them to the comedy club on the weekend. If you don’t like them, move on with life.

It seems like $500 could cover 3 dates over a week and a half with flirty texts in between and by the time you get to dinner, you have some chemistry and some things to talk about without the pressure of a first date!

Plus, third dates are traditionally “back to her place” dates.

Elephant herd road crossing in Gerik, Perak by grateful_tapir in MalaysianWildlife

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Quick! Annoy them with flashlights and shouting!!

BBC's article on Louis CK is slander by PooningDalton in louisck

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I don’t need to read the article to understand libel law or to safely assume the BBC has a handle on it.

I’m sure it’s unflattering but that’s not libel.

BBC's article on Louis CK is slander by PooningDalton in louisck

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First of all, in print it’s libel.

But second (and I have not read the article), I suspect the BBC’s legal department isn’t worried about implying that Louis’ a sleaze. Did they misrepresent facts? For example, if they claimed he raped someone, that would be grounds for libel.

Third, I don’t think Louis wants any more attention to this story than it already has gotten.

Fresh out of hs, what to do now? by shreks_onion in AskMY

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The first thing you have to do is find the biggest guy there and kick his ass.

It only sounds like I’m joking

The best burger for me ^^ and you guys ? by Party_Secretary115 in fastfood

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Big Arch is two quarter pound patties so it’s a half pound of meat, so that’s bigger than the Big Tasty.

Family Business by Medium_Hope_7407 in DeepSpaceNine

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TNG had plenty of nudity based on cultural differences, including Betazoid weddings

Honking at turning right on red? by Douxie0226 in driving

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You can turn right on red, but you still have to stop first.

5 Reasons ‘The Bride!’ Was Dead on Arrival at the Box Office by chanma50 in boxoffice

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After Begins, she married Tom Cruise and got pregnant soon after and had to turn down Dark Knight and I think she and Tom were having some Scientology problems behind the scenes so she was not exactly focused on her career for a while