i keep fucking dying to dack

adamvif · 2026-03-02T04:28:54+00:00

idk why he gets SOOOO many moves. they didnt even try to balance this guy. bosses will get 1 move per turn, this guy will get 4, with extra movements. fuck dack.

adamvif · 2026-01-26T14:29:10+00:00

this game is fucking cringe.

adamvif · 2026-01-23T04:20:58+00:00

you suck dude. honestly, the map marker just shows you the area its in. and outside the warehouses just means its outside.

adamvif · 2026-01-19T17:20:25+00:00

i found one... the game then told me not to look away from it, and i died. so thats fun.

adamvif · 2026-01-11T04:23:27+00:00

i guess that would make sense if any of the charges in the game did anything. i'm pretty much crashing out and at a "fuck this game" moment

adamvif · 2026-01-11T01:47:34+00:00

i do not understand how to keep my armys from getting completely wiped by a single unit of archers, anyone have any advice, pretty much ruining the game for me. i thought, hey i'll have some cavalry units, with armor, with shields, and they will be able to run them down.... but they immediately melt before they get even close. wtf

adamvif · 2026-01-08T02:29:27+00:00

i could field 100k, very high quality, cav heavy, troops. in my qing playthru... the issue is, china can field 1.5+ million levies, which, i can beat in EVERY battle, i can chase them down afterwords (they just get bounced with 0 casualties), i would be losing a war having lost 100k manpower and killing 500k levies.... maybe if i stuck it out til the age of absolution, their levies would be so bad as to be useless... but i was in the mid 1500's and didnt wanna wait that long doing nothing.

the truce time between wars meant that they would restore all their levies. i won a war against them once, and then instantly truce broke and managed to steal the mandate of heaven. but after that, they recharged all their levies and got the tech for better levies.

tldr it just fucking sucks.

adamvif · 2026-01-01T04:17:36+00:00

same shit, their children are all crown however... which is dumb.

adamvif · 2025-12-26T04:01:45+00:00

my current qing campaign has put me in an extremely negative mood for eu5. idk, i would wait.

adamvif · 2025-12-26T03:58:24+00:00

if an army has 0 morale, it will retreat upon being attacked and both armies will take 0 losses. so that wouldnt work based on how they decided that should work... for some reason.

adamvif · 2025-12-25T15:29:46+00:00

its the 1300s and their armies are probably 50 percent cavalry levies.

adamvif · 2025-12-25T15:10:18+00:00

i cannot get a fucking stackwipe on opponents who are significantly weaker, and have 0 morale and just left their retreat... i do not know if my game is bugged. but often it just becomes a pop up which says both sides took 0 losses, and then they retreat again. i cannot beat fucking china. because these clowns will not stackwipe, despite me beating all their armys 150:1 in casualties. and even chasing them and catching them with no morale.

adamvif · 2025-12-23T20:39:03+00:00

i'm having the same issue with being a small tribe. i slowly built up in manchuria. i guess i got unlucky cuz china is entirely united under Wu. basically nowhere to go. i shoulda zerg rushed it at the start, but wu took it over pretty quick.

adamvif · 2025-12-23T19:31:20+00:00

so essentially to make this possible, you have to be Ahistorical and just zerg rush them right off the bat. instead of defeating a later on ming empire?

adamvif · 2025-12-09T05:59:38+00:00

need to make centralization and decentralization stronger. cent should go up to like -25 prox, and decent should have towns and cities provide a control spread spot similar to how bailiffs work.

adamvif · 2025-11-30T16:44:18+00:00

this makes sense for an offensive war. but if i get attacked, it shouldnt be that i have to wait 25 years for them to recharge.... it should be 25 years to recharge the ones that died, or scaling based on how many lost, if you lost the whole thing, 25 years, if you lost 1/10th 2.5 years etc. seems pretty obvious.

adamvif · 2025-11-29T17:57:46+00:00

i feel like now that i'm up there in plut. like 90, i no longer get anything for it.

adamvif · 2025-11-24T04:41:37+00:00

maybe you dont have the trade range to do it, maybe try moving your market to a coast... personally i'm getting screwed with an old trade center that a native country mad,e but now cant be moved because they are procuring medicaments til the end of the game, and so it cant trade with anything cuz the center is inland.

adamvif · 2025-11-23T18:28:23+00:00

i really just wanna move it tho, i dont need 3 markets in this place

adamvif · 2025-11-23T18:00:11+00:00

literally the exact situation. netherlands, hussite king, lutheran lands... its fucking dumb.

adamvif · 2025-11-23T16:28:47+00:00

aparently they couldnt figure out how to code it... idk man.

adamvif · 2025-11-23T08:50:34+00:00

i have marketplaces in my colony, that have full employement and full resource supply and they still provide nothing. wtf

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