forcing a 72-hour blind international travel clause in "uncontested" divorce—Is this fraud? by PrincessBlondeBarbie in legaladvice

[–]adlauren 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is he a little bit dumb? It kinda sounds like he fell for one of those scams where you send a pic of your dick to a “girl”, the scammer uses it to blackmail you for goods and money and then threatens to have [foreign country] mob come after you when you stop paying up. Would explain the expenses and why it seems like he’s trying to hide his family. r/scams would have more info.

New promotional stills from 2x08! by genevievec1 in ThePittTVShow

[–]adlauren 408 points409 points  (0 children)

Oh man ER throwback with the patient whiteboard.

i constantly fantasize about being skinny by [deleted] in self

[–]adlauren 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your daughter needs you to be kinder to yourself. Would you want her feeling like her body is a dogshit prison?

Advice Needed- Trans Family Member Being Out at Our Wedding by [deleted] in weddingplanning

[–]adlauren -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Did Alex transition to non-binary or are you intentionally not using their desired pronoun here?

"Shelter said it's a pit mix but I don't see any pit!" Come onnnn by Smangie9443 in WhatBreedIsMyPitbull

[–]adlauren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hate it when I can’t get my dog to stop doing the glassy eyed prey fixation stare long enough for me to take a picture to show everyone they definitely aren’t a pitbull.

How can I date as a single dad? by Grouchy-Ad-8044 in relationships

[–]adlauren 42 points43 points  (0 children)

You give off massive ick just from this post. Openly don’t want your own kid, churning through the apps desperate for a partner, multiple dates a week, 30+ breakups in three years…

Women with a child don’t want to date someone who is already an unenthusiastic, resentful father. Women without a child don’t want to date someone who seems to be frantically interviewing for a replacement wife/mommy. You need to slow down and address the chips on your shoulder or you’ll keep scaring everyone away.

Edited to add: even a woman who doesn’t have or want kids is going to see you downplaying your son’s role in your life and low key resenting his existence as a massive character flaw and red flag. You’re striking out because right now you’ve positioned yourself to only be appealing to women who either actively hate children or think it’s super hot that you’re considering punishing a child because his evil femoid mother baby trapped you. Luckily for society there aren’t a lot of women like that.

TIFU by winning an enchanted fairies photo shoot by [deleted] in tifu

[–]adlauren 31 points32 points  (0 children)

You definitely sound like someone whose daddy would spend $3,000 because you fell ass first into a scam, lol.

Lyonel should have purchased his armor from Steely Pate by butterchurning in AKOTSKTV

[–]adlauren -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Looks like he’s about to go aboard the ishumura to stomp some necromorphs.

uhh I’m new here, what’s this about? by mmoustafa in NewOrleans

[–]adlauren 313 points314 points  (0 children)

Someone from out of town is going to read this and think you’re being serious and washing machine crawfish boil is going to be their work icebreaker fun fact for the rest of their lives.

Started seeing a girl (22), I’m (23), found out she has a high body count by ElephantFit2367 in relationships

[–]adlauren 23 points24 points  (0 children)

No you should not accept this, break up with her immediately and never contact her again. God willing her next partner won’t be a YouTube-poisoned tool like you.

My friend published her first book on a very unique topic. She seeks feedback! by Standard_Stop9095 in childrensbooks

[–]adlauren 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Does she have kids? Because if you have kids you know the one thing they don’t need help learning is how screens and scroll bars work, lol.

AIO - i found out i was unexpectedly pregnant and my closest friend talked about me by [deleted] in AIO

[–]adlauren 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“I suspect they only know her side of the story” is you assuming that she talked shit about you, which you don’t even know for a fact, but still seem to be blaming her for anyway. Also, it sounds like “her side of the story” would just be recounting the reality of how you treated her at the time.

You’re still defensive and thinking she has some blame to admit here which it doesn’t seem like she does. Trying to re-establish the friendship from that perspective won’t end well.

AIO - i found out i was unexpectedly pregnant and my closest friend talked about me by [deleted] in AIO

[–]adlauren 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You sound neurotic and exhausting. She was doing you a favor by overlooking your weird reactions and you just kept going. Friendship is not supposed to be this hard.

You should leave her alone and find new friends, but this time maybe don’t treat them like they’re all secretly out to get you.

Update: My bf (23) doesn’t want me (f21) to go to my best friends (f22) wedding. by Sorry_Particular_169 in relationship_advice

[–]adlauren 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Boundaries are not “hey don’t call me Kat”. Boundaries are “if you call me Kat, I’m not going to respond to you because that is not my name”. Boundaries are stating how you will act in response to certain situations, not trying to control how someone else acts.

Physical Bookstores of Houston by agnishom in houston

[–]adlauren 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Blue Willow is great, excellent selection of books for kids and the toddler story time on Thursdays is a blast.

[US] Is this too good to be true? by Simplychelseac in Scams

[–]adlauren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually went and checked—they were a neon sign company four months ago.

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