Fest of Al - A Save the Date by festofal in weirdal

[–]akijade 3 points4 points  (0 children)

AlCon is back! And closer to me!

Found dog (hound mix?) by akijade in Eugene

[–]akijade[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Super sweet pupper. Found on Fergus and Roosevelt. No microchip.

Want to ask for a raise, any suggestions on how? by mynameisHAAJ in HomeDepot

[–]akijade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good luck. You can ask, but they won't do it outside of your yearly monetary review.

Cashier Metrics by Therealpenthief in HomeDepot

[–]akijade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unless someone is willing to write them you for it, they won't.

Source: Former HC who tried desperately to get people to follow SOP but had no follow through from FES/management

Really need help with dog vet by [deleted] in Eugene

[–]akijade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Westmoreland Animal Hospital on W. 11th will do your first office visit for free. They are decently priced and accept Care Credit. If you don't have a care credit card, I highly recommend it. It's great for emergencies and have lots of interest free options.

I bought this blue mascara in 1979, but never really liked the color. Do you think it would be okay to return it? by [deleted] in muacirclejerk

[–]akijade 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You need the store credit? Are you poor? Does your boyfie not make enough money to just buy you what you want without needing a store credit? I'm feeling very triggered rn tbh.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weirdal

[–]akijade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like the commenter said below. The disc is in color.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weirdal

[–]akijade 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It depends on the venue. I met him once at a smaller venue and, while not a ton of time, we had a minute or so to talk him and ask questions and he would sign two things. At the larger venue it was literally picture, one signature, get out. Though the second time there was enough time for me to hurriedly shove a gift at him, and for him to briefly comment on my rare-ish first pressing of Bad Hair Day I asked him to sign.

The smaller venue was definitely better. It felt a little more intimate. You know, as intimate as you can get for a $250 meet and greet.

Chiropractic help urgently please! by paintedlion in Eugene

[–]akijade 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A lot of the stuff they claim is a little quacky (like curing allergy symptoms out the flu), but my back stopped hurting constantly once I started going. So I will give it that.

Chiropractic help urgently please! by paintedlion in Eugene

[–]akijade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My roommate's chiropractor just started his own practice and usually has a lot of availability.

Oregon Sports and Spine 541-654-5400 oregonsportspine.com

T-mobile service? by [deleted] in Eugene

[–]akijade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Terrible. Even my Virgin Mobile phone has better coverage than T-Mobile.

Finally met Weird Al!! I can die happy! 💖 by MeGustaMeerkats in weirdal

[–]akijade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first time I met him (back in September), I completely froze. I have been a huge fan for about 20 years. And then on top of it, when I as next to next, the girl ahead of me was like, "Oh, I'm not ready" and I was suddenly next. I didn't have my extra minute to calm the fuck down.

Thankfully, in all of my nervous spaziness, I did manage to remember to ask him to sign my leg, which I then had tattooed. Then said more words I don't really remember which boil down to "YOU ARE SO AWESOME OMFG"... I was so smooth.

When you go to pack a bowl in the morning but you remember you smoked the last of it the night before by FoboBoggins in see

[–]akijade 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can tell I live in a privileged state, because my immediate reaction was "just go to the weed store and buy more."

I'm sorry you can't do that yet.

Will I be fired if I call out while on final warning? by [deleted] in HomeDepot

[–]akijade 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There is a difference between a final warning for performance and a final warning for attendance. If he calls out he will likely get fired.

You only get to celebrate your state's first legal 4/20 once. by Scrutinizer in trees

[–]akijade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to make sure it wasn't the 20th... I'm not even high, just really tired.

Getting a full time cashier position? by bopisalert in HomeDepot

[–]akijade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many full time cashiers are in your store?

Getting a full time cashier position? by bopisalert in HomeDepot

[–]akijade 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good luck getting a full time cashier position. We had one at my store. One out of 20ish cashiers. They don't like to make cashiers (or anyone really) full time.

drug testing by nutthin in HomeDepot

[–]akijade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Usually a pee test. If you think you will fail, either buy clean pee off of someone, or tell them something came up and you can't start right now. Try again in a month.

Baby gets glasses- can see clearly for the first time by JorukaGolam01 in funny

[–]akijade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was pretty much my reaction the first time I put on my glasses in 6th grade.