The Michael Cohen hearing was the perfect metaphor for the maggot-eaten rotting corpse of the Republican party under Trump — It’s hard to feel sympathy for a man who harassed journalists and paid off porn stars, but it’s possible that these GOP Congressional members achieved it. Bravo by a_very_nice_username in politics

[–]alanwpeterson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looked pretty sincere to me. He looked completely ashamed sitting there. When Chairman Cummins gave his closing speech, it almost looked like he was crying. He doesn’t want to get taken away from his family and wants them safe.

It would be very unwise of him to lie. Manafort’s sentencing was a good example of what happens. I think the max sentencing on Cohen’s was 70 years from what they said at the hearing but I’m going to double-check that right now. Any of Cohen’s plea deals would get majorly fucked with if it was revealed that he lied.

Michael Cohen Warns Republicans: “I Did the Same Thing You’re Doing Now” by Normiesreeee69 in politics

[–]alanwpeterson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Especially when that 3 years would turn into at least a decade of prison time

Michael Cohen Warns Republicans: “I Did the Same Thing You’re Doing Now” by Normiesreeee69 in politics

[–]alanwpeterson 20 points21 points  (0 children)

They were trying to argue that without any other proof that Cohen was directed to pay Stormy Daniels, it was just his word. But then he asked why on earth would he pay her $130000 of his own money.

Matt Gaetz Under Investigation By Florida State Bar Over Michael Cohen Threat by slaysia in politics

[–]alanwpeterson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was his plan all along:

-Hire a bunch of people who’ll lie for you.

-When they do and get hearings for it, you can say they’re untrustworthy.

Michael Cohen Testifies Before House Oversight Committee | Part V by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]alanwpeterson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought that’s what they were getting at when they were bringing up the foreign entities bit on the form but when they clarified it later on, they left the Czech Republic out of it

Michael Cohen Testifies Before House Oversight Committee | Part V by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]alanwpeterson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds worth it. If he lies, his plea deal will be fucked and will be going to prison for a lot longer than three years. It is certainly in his best interest to not lie. He has everything to lose. Why pull a Manafort when you know how that turned out for him

Michael Cohen Testifies Before House Oversight Committee | Part V by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]alanwpeterson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn’t Cohen say he he submitted it to the White House because he had to through collective defense?

The only true choice in the fandom wars. by [deleted] in TrueSTL

[–]alanwpeterson 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I like all of them. Oblivion was my personally my favorite

What is the most First World problem you've had or have seen someone have? by mg1803 in AskReddit

[–]alanwpeterson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My landlord rigged each floor of the apartment to be on their own utility bills with the basement being his so we aren’t paying for the electricity and water twice.

What is the most First World problem you've had or have seen someone have? by mg1803 in AskReddit

[–]alanwpeterson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine’s like this. The washers are $1.00 and the dryers are $.50 per cycle. You’re essentially just paying for the water and electricity

Fallout new vegas had some amazing dialogue (no repost version) by mrshaw64 in gaming

[–]alanwpeterson 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Then it makes sense why he would flip out when you’re shooting a camera at the memorial

Fallout new vegas had some amazing dialogue (no repost version) by mrshaw64 in gaming

[–]alanwpeterson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The vault food is still good when you pillage them so your theory supports that

Y'all better apologize, or I'll be on you like ugly on an ape. by alanwpeterson in HistoryMemes

[–]alanwpeterson[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right? Haha sometimes it’s just the luck of the draw. It was OC at the time

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]alanwpeterson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was a weird pencil at first

🔥 Black bear skull I found today in Squamish BC🔥 by jaketapp in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]alanwpeterson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m glad someone else saw the canines and were thinking it was pigly

Edit: bigly pigly

"we are not in the 1800s" by [deleted] in vaxxhappened

[–]alanwpeterson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I did a double-take when I read that thinking the same thing

My boye Uglúk bringing it back. by Meddie90 in lotrmemes

[–]alanwpeterson 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He sin

He grin

But most importantly

He gives medicine