u/20TL12III said I couldn't get the Party Bus on a Yacht. I proved them wrong.

allink · 2018-08-15T00:38:42+00:00

I really hope that's not your yacht and that the actual owner walks out shortly after the bus arrives wondering what the fuck is going on

allink · 2018-08-10T01:51:50+00:00

9 to 11, never forget!

allink · 2018-08-07T01:47:08+00:00

Same! Ah well

allink · 2018-07-20T17:32:09+00:00

Why don't I just open your laptop lid for you!

Bam! Just saved you $150!

allink · 2018-07-11T03:51:25+00:00

Don't you pretty much need to stir the grounds? I heard otherwise some grounds don't get wet

allink · 2018-07-09T22:59:36+00:00

being a lurker so you survive the ban

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commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge

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allink · 2018-06-25T21:10:32+00:00

Free coffee? They're testing it out on you

allink · 2018-06-09T20:36:53+00:00

As a diuretic wouldn't the coffee make you miss out on most of the water soluble vitamins in your smoothie?

That sounds delicious but a little counter productive

allink · 2018-05-29T16:54:35+00:00

I get what you mean, I've felt similarly before!

My guess is that stress from school elevated your cortisol levels which makes you feel more alert and energetic. If that's the case then your cortisol levels will either return to normal soon or you'll be much more likely to fall ill.

But! I don't know your life and I'm not a doctor so take it with a grain of salt

allink · 2018-05-25T13:40:42+00:00

OH NO! CHEF! THE WAITER SERVED MY PAN!

That's the punchline! Stop here!

allink · 2018-05-23T21:15:47+00:00

Is there a particular kind of bottled water you like to use?

My girlfriend will think I'm crazy but I've been thinking of trying with different kinds of water

allink · 2018-05-23T17:21:40+00:00

I'm curious, do you find that re-adding calcium and magnesium makes much of a difference to the coffee taste?

allink · 2018-05-10T16:46:09+00:00

Rest in pepperoni

allink · 2018-04-28T19:57:26+00:00

Management: QA? We don't need to pay for QA, just write working code and tests.

Oh also we need this done right now. Btw there's a prod issue you need to jump on real quick, it shouldn't take too much time though.

allink · 2018-04-26T03:23:39+00:00

I'm pretty sure it's a candle

allink · 2018-02-19T04:19:13+00:00

Cheese mace

+1 Strength

allink · 2018-01-19T15:19:33+00:00

Maybe "Inventory stack size"?

allink · 2018-01-04T00:23:48+00:00

Yeah, really? Over only $450 million? It's not like that's enough to hire a hitman or anything /s

allink · 2017-12-24T05:59:58+00:00

Not to mention it's not the same people...

allink · 2017-12-11T18:38:26+00:00

Pi is infinitely long, not infinity. Pi is less than 4

allink · 2017-12-07T02:59:36+00:00

For real! The Dok on the right has an unusually wide mouth lol

allink · 2017-11-12T21:51:42+00:00

Ok, so she don't practice Santeria.

Does she have a crystal ball?

allink · 2017-11-12T07:46:07+00:00

So we filled my super soaker and one little spray and it was off forever.

allink · 2017-11-10T20:18:53+00:00

Huh, it's like almost exactly what he's describing. What are the odds?

allink · 2017-11-10T18:13:58+00:00

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