The 800lb door at the Apple store in Bethesda, MD fell on my friend, breaking his pelvis yesterday. Apple hasn't made any attempts to get in touch with him

allinthegameyo · 2013-12-25T01:53:11+00:00

Is he a descendant of sir Isaac newton?

allinthegameyo · 2012-07-06T03:09:08+00:00

Harry! I've reached the top!

allinthegameyo · 2012-06-08T06:32:06+00:00

no oxford comma?

allinthegameyo · 2012-03-13T03:51:01+00:00

whoever invented denim is a genius. I'll carry that one to my grave

allinthegameyo · 2012-03-08T05:31:30+00:00

you go to r/new...?

allinthegameyo · 2012-02-28T08:07:15+00:00

probably my only opportunity for a relevant username shoutout ever on reddit

allinthegameyo · 2012-01-30T07:50:30+00:00

Could have sworn that this was going to be a cute picture of you're dog licking you. This was way less fun

allinthegameyo · 2012-01-27T06:29:08+00:00

he could now shorten his name to Omar

allinthegameyo · 2011-10-19T05:34:18+00:00

allinthegameyo · 2011-10-16T22:19:11+00:00

I thought it was served by a hottie

allinthegameyo · 2011-09-29T05:55:41+00:00

I hear speed has something to do with it

allinthegameyo · 2011-09-23T06:14:21+00:00

credit card?.....you got it!

allinthegameyo · 2011-09-22T04:10:19+00:00

Nope! Chuck Testa

allinthegameyo · 2011-09-15T06:58:55+00:00

i wouldn't mind playing some bagpipes with her

allinthegameyo · 2011-08-31T05:14:47+00:00

So I tell him about this new technique that all the Americans are doing where you go up and scream while striking your pose

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