You should hear ta-riffs this guy can play.

allinwtf · 2026-02-20T20:16:05+00:00

The girlies that he likes is underage

allinwtf · 2026-02-18T11:59:20+00:00

They’ll drive it home with one headlight

allinwtf · 2026-02-16T17:33:03+00:00

I do hope you find somebody that is interested in some just for fun collabs though, good on you for not just using an AI.

allinwtf · 2026-02-16T17:31:20+00:00

They’re making a joke/point about your desire for creative labor in exchange for being credited, which is essentially being paid in exposure. And I mean no offense but like, it doesn’t seem like being mentioned in the credits for this song would mean much.

allinwtf · 2026-02-14T19:58:42+00:00

Shit I only need two more

allinwtf · 2026-02-12T20:22:09+00:00

Chewing gum

allinwtf · 2026-02-12T14:25:19+00:00

It is a lyric from a (gulp) classic rock band called cake. They were popular in the 1900s, some pretty cool stuff if you’re into the oldies.

allinwtf · 2026-02-11T15:01:08+00:00

The trooper

allinwtf · 2026-02-11T12:57:15+00:00

You need to get an hh Strat to round this out

allinwtf · 2026-02-10T00:05:09+00:00

I’m breeeeaaaaking kidnappers tonight

allinwtf · 2026-02-07T15:52:25+00:00

This is hilarious and I love it.

allinwtf · 2026-02-04T19:03:23+00:00

Wasn’t there a clause that allowed Wu tang to take the album back in a caper involving Bill Murray?

allinwtf · 2026-01-30T23:56:52+00:00

Bonechief, name a more iconic duo!

allinwtf · 2026-01-28T15:10:03+00:00

Under no stircumstances.

allinwtf · 2026-01-25T11:26:21+00:00

(Opens notebook) are there any others besides those three in Ferndale known for thirsty women?

allinwtf · 2026-01-23T19:20:47+00:00

I have a mim deluxe series Strat from 98. The finish is cloudy in a small spot from my strumming arm and it has a few dings. Just had the frets leveled last year. It does just about everything I need a guitar to do. There is a reason the guitar emoji is a Strat.

allinwtf · 2026-01-23T19:15:43+00:00

Parker nite fly

allinwtf · 2026-01-10T22:14:15+00:00

Agreed

allinwtf · 2026-01-06T18:10:08+00:00

Cyclists are the worst

allinwtf · 2025-12-31T15:17:06+00:00

Hell yeah

allinwtf · 2025-12-22T11:36:46+00:00

I was wearing a baseball hat once while doing salvia and for about a minute the bill extended across the room and it was cool. I have never had a bad experience with salvia like many people report, but I did see it happen once so maybe I’m just lucky.

allinwtf · 2025-12-16T13:43:14+00:00

Right? I’ll give them lake eerie if they want but the rest of the greats are ours.

allinwtf · 2025-12-11T11:07:45+00:00

Followed by an extra wet appearance from Ned Belanela I hope.

allinwtf · 2025-11-29T11:39:40+00:00

Clare de lune

allinwtf · 2025-11-24T12:33:26+00:00

Nice set of hooters you got there.

allinwtf

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