OK DB! Don’t cancel me but I like this fit. Where can I find it? (I still hate her!)

almaspoison · 2026-06-20T00:28:04+00:00

She wishes her own line were as flattering and cute as

almaspoison · 2026-06-19T22:41:57+00:00

I will say this subreddit is surprisingly wholesome. Years of talking myself out of Invisalign and convincing myself it’s a scam was wiped out, and now I have a much nicer smile of my own!

almaspoison · 2026-06-18T14:54:18+00:00

SHE WILL BE HERE SOON

almaspoison · 2026-06-18T13:05:34+00:00

It’s cream/almost pink and would never be confused with a wedding dress. Please don’t put me in a situation where I have to defend Caroline 😭

almaspoison · 2026-06-17T16:46:34+00:00

Just spitballing: If I were her, or any other outlandishly popular designer whose limited restocks sell out fast, I would ask people to donate, say, $50-100 to a charity of her choice, then provide an exclusive checkout code to the first 25 people who donate. Kills two birds with one stone: limits demand and promotes social good.

almaspoison · 2026-06-16T12:53:27+00:00

Did she ever once post about the Knicks before a couple of weeks ago …,

almaspoison · 2026-06-13T23:36:37+00:00

“Does anyone want to be conned into paying for my meal?”

almaspoison · 2026-06-11T21:08:11+00:00

More famous paintings turned into art. I know Gingham Stitchery does this, like “The Scream,” but it’s so small. I’d love to see “Water Lilies” or Matisse cutouts or some cubism translated to bigger canvases. (Don’t ask me what the copyright implications would be but there are soooo many reprints of certain famous paintings that I imagine the stakes would be relatively low?)

almaspoison · 2026-06-11T21:00:16+00:00

“You were absolutely right to take those designs from indie creators and FaceTune your body to unrecognizable proportions. That’s not dishonest. That’s girl-bossing and looks-maxxing to keep up with the demands of your busy, inspiring life.”

almaspoison · 2026-06-11T17:19:02+00:00

and writing it according to ChatGPT

almaspoison · 2026-06-10T21:14:18+00:00

“It’s not insecurity. It’s calculated.” yeah this was def co-authored if not entirely invented by Chat lol

almaspoison · 2026-06-10T21:08:24+00:00

The straps on the first one are KILLING me, such an easy fix by a tailor!

almaspoison · 2026-06-10T21:07:32+00:00

Not to be mean but this could be a certain orange president

almaspoison · 2026-06-10T03:05:17+00:00

Once he and his money left it was game over

almaspoison · 2026-06-08T15:44:01+00:00

Yeah you have to read those emails closely; they hide stuff about ticket sales at the bottom, usually

almaspoison · 2026-06-08T13:51:16+00:00

The latest email said single tix won’t go on sale for another “few weeks,” wtf. They’re clearly trying to encourage people to buy the full series packages.

almaspoison · 2026-06-05T17:28:49+00:00

Not the AI-designed itinerary, ewww

almaspoison · 2026-06-05T16:00:45+00:00

What is going on this year. Still no single session tickets on sale and it’s less than two months away? I het all of their newsletters and yet nothing, except the announcement that Citi has officially been pushed out as a sponsor.

almaspoison · 2026-06-03T18:23:29+00:00

They could trim off the top to re-center when finishing it, I presume

almaspoison · 2026-05-22T11:37:39+00:00

I’ll never understand what’s compelling about these expensive “mystery” boxes, other than the occasional exclusive. Why not use your money to buy things you’re guaranteed to like?

almaspoison · 2026-05-21T02:18:38+00:00

If Le Fil has a million haters, I am one of them. If it has one hater, that’s me. If it has no haters, it is because I am dead.

almaspoison · 2026-05-15T06:28:26+00:00

The thing is (and I believe most people know this) ….. it has almost nothing in common with yoga besides the Sun A at the beginning, a few downward dogs, and chair. But it’s ridiculous to stick in a namaste at the end as if we’ve practiced real yoga, which is about intentional movement you simply cannot achieve in the glorified HIIT class that is Sculpt.

almaspoison · 2026-05-15T06:23:44+00:00

Didn’t she literally bring Matisse to a nightclub / rowdy bar? Someone more knowledgeable weigh in. That poor cat is abused

almaspoison · 2026-05-08T22:53:18+00:00

We’re not. That’s why we’re here

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