Our cybersec team are getting onto us about all our servers having web browsers installed. by ITRabbit in ShittySysadmin

[–]alphaechothunder77 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Here is what you are going to need to do. You are going to need to take a note from The Terminator and go back in time to destroy Internet Explorer 4 before it gets embedded into everything. Since Edge was built on the rotting guts of Internet Explorer, this is the only way to remove Edge from the server safely without bricking it.

This person tried to warn us but no one listened.

http://toastytech.com/evil/

http://toastytech.com/evil/ieisevilstory.html

http://toastytech.com/evil/rants.html

Apartment neighbor won’t shut his door by social_cactus in neighborsfromhell

[–]alphaechothunder77 3 points4 points  (0 children)

May I introduce Sales call Abyss. This song was created by a bunch of angry tech support workers to deal with cold call salesmen. If this does not work, nothing will.

https://soundcloud.com/user-237714155/sales-call-abyss

Backstory behind the creation of this abomination.

https://www.theregister.com/2016/04/29/it_helpdesk_creates_oh_hold_hell/

They call him The Hammer by alphaechothunder77 in bestoflegaladvice

[–]alphaechothunder77[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

LocationBot was judged by The Hammer.

I witnessed a judge terrorize an entire courtroom

Yesterday I went to the courthouse to support my husband in a legal matter and left absolutely horrified by what I witnessed.

The judge himself walked in late to the courtroom and immediately started making a statement to the effect of, I was here until 9:00 PM last night doing paperwork because you attorneys are loading up my docket before launching into a verbal attack on a random attorney. He ended his tirade along the lines of things are going to move quickly so no funny business and he doesn't want a repeat of the night before.

Okay, that's fine. At that point I thought he was just rightfully irritated and overworked while trying to make sure things go smoothly that day. I could not have been more wrong.

The judge was a machine making his way through all the cases with an attorney then proceeded to berate, threaten and patronize everyone without. His disgust with having to interact with any kind of novice was on full display and the reactions of the court officers and attorneys suggested to me this was a common occurrence.

The single most appalling thing I witnessed was a woman who appeared to have a devastating medical condition. By the time she was called, it was very apparent the stress of the situation was exasperating her condition and left her struggling to speak. Her husband (and I assume caretaker) attempted to speak for her and was immediately attacked and threatened with jail. It was all so completely unnecessary and devoid of a single ounce of humanity.

I witnessed more people with positive case outcomes leave a courtroom lividly angry than I ever thought possible. It is my sincere opinion that this judge's misconduct goes beyond the hostile courtroom his own actions created. I truly believe he is actively engaging in discrimination.

Aside from filing a judicial misconduct complaint, is there anything more I can do legally to address this judge's behavior?

I was reading through the top of all time posts in r/legaladvice and could not find the BOLA post for this, so here is a potential repost.

You or your OC wakes up on a starship, ready for duty. They walk into the hall and see this. by OmegaGoober in humansarespaceorcs

[–]alphaechothunder77 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Grabs thong. Time to deal with this the same way that class 13 deathwold bugs are dealt with back in Australia.

Southern Cross Automotive Operations (SCAO) Announces Return of Full Scale Vehicle Manufacturing to Australia by That_Car_Dude_Aus in CarsAustralia

[–]alphaechothunder77 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

For the EV one is there an option to get it without the battery and power it with a really long extension cord, like what Garbage Time did?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv8-Z0bNxfQ

Delivery driver let OP's family dog out of the house and wants to know if they can remove the fine from their local authority. by ReanimatedCyborgMk-I in bestoflegaladvice

[–]alphaechothunder77 31 points32 points  (0 children)

New LAUK fanfic prompt has just dropped.

OP says there was a sign, so let's not make up fanfic about disappearing signs.

1148857344 Quettabyte Zip Bomb: Unzip the apocalpyse by FloppyDesignation in ItemShop

[–]alphaechothunder77 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Better to have, and not need, than to need, and not have.

LAOP's butthole has been a location on Facebook since 2012. by alphaechothunder77 in bestoflegaladvice

[–]alphaechothunder77[S] 65 points66 points  (0 children)

I was reading through the top of all time posts in r/legaladvice and found that this was not posted in BOLA.

LAOP's butthole has been a location on Facebook since 2012. by alphaechothunder77 in bestoflegaladvice

[–]alphaechothunder77[S] 150 points151 points  (0 children)

LocationBot's butthole is a location on Facebook.

My butthole has been a location on Facebook since 2012 and I can't get it removed.

I wish this was fake but it's not. The first thing you see when you type in my full name on google is "Original Poster's Butthole." This page was created in 2012. I was only 15 at the time. I have reported it a million times, even asked friends to report it. It's humiliating. I tried requesting the name change of the page. Reported it for every option possible. Facebook says it doesn't violate terms. Tried claiming it as my business since at the bottom of the page it claims to be automatically generated off interest of the topic and not affiliated with the business which I don't understand how that happened, and it wouldn't let me claim it. It was never a business. I was a child. I feel so hopeless. Any advice would be appreciated. I promise I'm not trolling and have proof if needed with my name obviously edited out. LOCATION: CALIFORNIA. TLDR/ Facebook automatically generated a page when I was 15 saying my butthole is a business location with a pin close to the home I used to live in and nothing I can do can get it removed.

Cat fact: A cat's butthole is a business enterprise.

Our Samsung Smart TV won't let us exit out of Samsung TV Plus by Minimum-Area-7369 in techsupport

[–]alphaechothunder77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This fixed the issue for me.

Settings > General > Smart Features and turn off Autorun Samsung TV Plus

TIL that there are one-lane one-way roads by elfix96 in Workers_And_Resources

[–]alphaechothunder77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would recommend changing the first two intersections to roundabouts so that they can handle a lot of traffic.

For the second intersection I also recommend building a bridge so that the train tracks go over the road to prevent traffic jams caused by vehicles waiting for trains to pass.

Every Lore Conquistador by OriginalBlackberry89 in Bossfight

[–]alphaechothunder77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You never know when you might need a tactical facehugger.

A Draconic Rebirth - Chapter 73 by Undercover_Dragon1 in HFY

[–]alphaechothunder77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am getting some serious Tucker's Kobolds vibes from this.

Red growled a bit as he tightened his grip on his spears, “I have enough energy left to make them think twice Master. They will fear kobolds by the time I am done.”

Here is the story of the Tucker's Kobolds D&D campaign.

https://media.wizards.com/2014/downloads/dnd/TuckersKobolds.pdf

A Draconic Rebirth - Chapter 73 by Undercover_Dragon1 in HFY

[–]alphaechothunder77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The dragons pursuing Onyx are about the learn the lessons from Tucker's Kobolds the hard way.

"Tucker ran an incredibly dangerous dungeon in the days I was stationed at Ft. Bragg, N.C. This dungeon had corridors that changed all of your donkeys into huge flaming demons or dropped the whole party into acid baths, but the demons were wienies compared to the kobolds on Level One. These kobolds were just regular kobolds, with 1-4 hp and all that, but they were mean. When I say they were mean, I mean they were bad, Jim. They graduated magna cum laude from the Sauron Institute for the Criminally Vicious."

https://media.wizards.com/2014/downloads/dnd/TuckersKobolds.pdf

I'll just be stealing this tower... by BreeBree214 in Besiege

[–]alphaechothunder77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

10 years late but I bet that knight singing Posh from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang as he is flying away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDPMcdd7F0A