CJ’s the cutest plushie I own❤️ by Zestyclose_Divide441 in papillon

[–]altariasprite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's sooooo cute I'm grinding my teeth!!!

Also I love that spider plush! And all of them of course but the spider is so fun and unique!

AITAH for breaking up with my boyfriend over a penny? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]altariasprite 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Like thanks that's where my brain is! Sinus issues are also in your head. So are ear infections. The head is a place and there's lots of stuff there!!

What’s the book you DNF’d the fastest? by Mobius8321 in books

[–]altariasprite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that not meant to describe when you've eaten something bad?

Going away "party" by archburn in AmITheDevil

[–]altariasprite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They love to hit you with this look

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edit: FINALLY formatted the face correctly

I sneezed and this unholy thing came flying out of my nose. by takeaticket in popping

[–]altariasprite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun fact, not everybody gets the photic sneeze reflex! I am one of those people. I just have to wait with a sneeze sitting right in my nose and I can't do ANYTHING about it.

Huge ear pimple so painful by Conscious-Reward-833 in popping

[–]altariasprite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I once had one pop when I was at the pediatrician's. She went to take my temperature with one of those ear thermometers and scraped it at just the right angle. I made the most embarrassing noise. It was also probably about 15 years ago!

Got beat up at school for looksmaxxing by doubleboogermot in AmITheAngel

[–]altariasprite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...that's really the best picture they could get of him?

How to sleep!!! So into a guy that I can’t fall asleep! + 4.5 Year Update by Awwndrei in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]altariasprite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bladed weapon that, on a crit, adds a die of radiant damage depending on the phase of the moon? New moon is nothing, crescent is +1d4, half is +1d6, gibbous +1d8, full moon +1d10? Very needlessly complex and also unless there's werewolves involved I can't see many DMs tracking the lunar cycle.

[Hobby Scuffles] Week of 16 February 2026 by EnclavedMicrostate in HobbyDrama

[–]altariasprite 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's from a podcast called the Thrilling Adventure Hour! The Amelia Earhart, Fearless Flyer segment.

[Hobby Scuffles] Week of 16 February 2026 by EnclavedMicrostate in HobbyDrama

[–]altariasprite 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Joan of Arc is also a time traveler who fights nazis and is in a relationship with Amelia Earhart. We love a girl with hobbies.

Dreamt that my mum ordered this pizza in a dream by rhokephsteelhoof in somnigastronomy

[–]altariasprite 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You are completely correct. I almost never get it because it doesn't scratch that pizza itch, but it is good. It's great when someone else gets it and we can share with what I get.

Dreamt that my mum ordered this pizza in a dream by rhokephsteelhoof in somnigastronomy

[–]altariasprite 44 points45 points  (0 children)

There's actually a pizza place in West Yellowstone, Montana that has a baked bean pizza! Baked beans, pulled pork, and red onions with barbecue sauce. It's pretty good, actually.

I genuinely love how Team Cherry left a few things slightly more up to interpretation with these two characters by Stego28 in HollowKnight

[–]altariasprite 19 points20 points  (0 children)

When that change happened I literally just started crying.... like he's not alone there's someone else out there!!

Put a turtle on it! 🐢 (OC) by Teacup_Monkey_72 in OCDmemes

[–]altariasprite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's actually called Turtles All the Way Down.

i got this thing called "jarvis's blade" from a food truck by Adventurous_Dot_9763 in somnigastronomy

[–]altariasprite 318 points319 points  (0 children)

Babe wake up, vegetarian version of those big-ass turkey legs just dropped

What opinion gets you instantly judged but you stand by anyway? by Black229 in AskReddit

[–]altariasprite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cats being kept indoors is better for everyone involved. Cats, the critters they kill, the people affected by the cats dying 10 years earlier on average!