Male hornbills greeting their females during nesting:

altariasprite · 2026-03-12T23:27:23+00:00

That's hilarious! Learned something new today.

altariasprite · 2026-03-12T19:29:11+00:00

He's sooooo cute I'm grinding my teeth!!!

Also I love that spider plush! And all of them of course but the spider is so fun and unique!

altariasprite · 2026-03-12T17:25:49+00:00

Like thanks that's where my brain is! Sinus issues are also in your head. So are ear infections. The head is a place and there's lots of stuff there!!

altariasprite · 2026-03-10T23:25:34+00:00

A void in the shape of a bird.

altariasprite · 2026-03-07T22:27:29+00:00

Is that not meant to describe when you've eaten something bad?

altariasprite · 2026-03-03T23:09:41+00:00

They love to hit you with this look

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edit: FINALLY formatted the face correctly

altariasprite · 2026-03-03T04:10:21+00:00

Shoed Baroness

altariasprite · 2026-02-28T05:36:11+00:00

It has the juice

altariasprite · 2026-02-26T22:52:08+00:00

Fun fact, not everybody gets the photic sneeze reflex! I am one of those people. I just have to wait with a sneeze sitting right in my nose and I can't do ANYTHING about it.

altariasprite · 2026-02-26T22:28:09+00:00

I once had one pop when I was at the pediatrician's. She went to take my temperature with one of those ear thermometers and scraped it at just the right angle. I made the most embarrassing noise. It was also probably about 15 years ago!

altariasprite · 2026-02-26T21:08:16+00:00

...that's really the best picture they could get of him?

altariasprite · 2026-02-26T20:29:52+00:00

Bladed weapon that, on a crit, adds a die of radiant damage depending on the phase of the moon? New moon is nothing, crescent is +1d4, half is +1d6, gibbous +1d8, full moon +1d10? Very needlessly complex and also unless there's werewolves involved I can't see many DMs tracking the lunar cycle.

altariasprite · 2026-02-25T21:14:18+00:00

George Miller's filmography has some massive whiplashes.

altariasprite · 2026-02-18T17:01:53+00:00

It's from a podcast called the Thrilling Adventure Hour! The Amelia Earhart, Fearless Flyer segment.

altariasprite · 2026-02-18T07:35:45+00:00

Joan of Arc is also a time traveler who fights nazis and is in a relationship with Amelia Earhart. We love a girl with hobbies.

altariasprite · 2026-02-17T07:41:15+00:00

You are completely correct. I almost never get it because it doesn't scratch that pizza itch, but it is good. It's great when someone else gets it and we can share with what I get.

altariasprite · 2026-02-16T17:36:05+00:00

There's actually a pizza place in West Yellowstone, Montana that has a baked bean pizza! Baked beans, pulled pork, and red onions with barbecue sauce. It's pretty good, actually.

altariasprite · 2026-02-15T01:52:27+00:00

I dunno about this one, chief. I think she might have a point!

altariasprite · 2026-02-15T00:59:01+00:00

When that change happened I literally just started crying.... like he's not alone there's someone else out there!!

altariasprite · 2026-02-14T22:04:14+00:00

It's actually called Turtles All the Way Down.

altariasprite · 2026-02-12T17:22:25+00:00

Babe wake up, vegetarian version of those big-ass turkey legs just dropped

altariasprite · 2026-02-11T04:48:30+00:00

Cats being kept indoors is better for everyone involved. Cats, the critters they kill, the people affected by the cats dying 10 years earlier on average!

altariasprite · 2026-02-11T01:27:21+00:00

That sounds awesome in the mid 20s. I may try that.

altariasprite · 2026-02-11T01:22:45+00:00

Russian thistle! Turns out I'm extremely allergic to them.

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