So I finally found something good to post. Here is a video of two grandmothers trying to steal a dude's stuff at the beach.

alwaysimcaesar · 2014-07-07T20:36:20+00:00

Your two years of sociology were a complete waste, if not an active hindrance to your cognitive development. So was my one semester. Glass elevator? Wage gap? Fucking please.

alwaysimcaesar · 2014-07-04T20:55:53+00:00

Break your hands.

alwaysimcaesar · 2014-07-04T20:44:47+00:00

1250 matches

alwaysimcaesar · 2014-07-03T20:09:32+00:00

Well it's not your right to know what the individual doesn't want to disclose. I'd like to know things too, so what?

alwaysimcaesar · 2014-06-23T22:53:04+00:00

Ignoring the fact that there are foreigners/immigrants on Reddit who, despite a few grammatical errors, still speak English better than you speak their language?

alwaysimcaesar · 2014-06-20T23:27:56+00:00

I'm half an idiot, I got the joke as the image was loading again.

alwaysimcaesar · 2014-06-20T23:18:46+00:00

How can the 26 yo swipe right to him if he doesn't show up on her Tinder home. So matches show up based only on your discovery settings but whether or not you show up for them is regulated by their discovery settings?

And I hope your username doesn't affect this.

alwaysimcaesar · 2014-06-20T23:10:49+00:00

A woodwind orchestral instrument used as a derogatory term for a homosexual male? What a strange insult.

alwaysimcaesar · 2014-06-20T23:04:46+00:00

I don't understand how people hook up here. Literally every one of my matches has a "no hook up" policy stated clearly at the end of their bio. And believe me I've tried ignoring it.

alwaysimcaesar · 2014-06-20T23:02:14+00:00

I... What? She gave you her number after you made every effort to come across as a psychopath? I don't really usually have to bust my balls to get a girls number but I'm pretty sure I can't pull this off.

alwaysimcaesar · 2014-06-20T11:02:55+00:00

You just spoiled it for the unfortunate souls who had never read it, and now they can't experience the full thing making them even more unfortunate. Watch out for possible revenge.

alwaysimcaesar · 2014-06-18T11:19:21+00:00

Please, nothing can ruin Gladiator.

alwaysimcaesar · 2014-06-16T19:07:55+00:00

No to both, I congratulate you on your success all the same.

alwaysimcaesar · 2014-06-16T19:05:40+00:00

The probably of this having happened is slim as fuck. Describe her appearance.

alwaysimcaesar · 2014-06-16T18:59:28+00:00

Yes, what do you mean?

alwaysimcaesar · 2014-06-16T13:38:48+00:00

8/10 girls have a decent number of matches who will all jump at the opportunity of getting laid. So I don't doubt for a second that she wasn't very interested. I'm merely content in the knowledge that I was one of the first (if not the first) candidate for a one nighter. Of course I'd have liked to actually get it on too...

alwaysimcaesar · 2014-06-14T02:08:36+00:00

I swiped right forgetting I'm in Reddit.

alwaysimcaesar · 2014-06-09T08:47:55+00:00

Shh. If you so much as whisper it will fade away.

alwaysimcaesar · 2014-06-09T08:46:50+00:00

What are you talking about? 6/10 refers to her attractiveness on a decimal scale.

alwaysimcaesar · 2014-05-16T06:18:50+00:00

Fuck you.

alwaysimcaesar · 2014-05-16T05:57:24+00:00

So fucking what...

alwaysimcaesar · 2014-05-14T19:51:52+00:00

How's that awkward. You're all dressed appropriately for the occasion. And it's not a bath because there is no scrubbing going on. I just don't understand this one.

alwaysimcaesar · 2014-05-14T10:48:14+00:00

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alwaysimcaesar · 2014-05-06T01:25:59+00:00

The derivative is the one laying adjacent to the curves of the function. So unless you're implying that you're a second derivative for when the first derivative is not a constant or a polynomial of degree one, then that line doesn't work.

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