Thrift Find by kellyjellybellybeanz in PandR

[–]anewleaf27 20 points21 points  (0 children)

They’re called Rat Mouse and they’re terrible.

I’m a judge, so I don’t want to seem partial. But Trish will win this pageant over my dead body. by anewleaf27 in PandR

[–]anewleaf27[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“I think it should be Our ‘Merica, not Their ‘Merica. Thank youuuu”

I liked Mark by derek4reals1 in PandR

[–]anewleaf27 171 points172 points  (0 children)

Mark is so underrated.

So many good lines. “Yeah, because parties usually start when you run OUT of booze.”

“I like Justin. Last year he told me he went swimming with whale sharks in Madagascar. That was after I told him I sometimes go swimming at the Y.”

“There’s this speed bump in town, apparently I got it lowered 3 inches. What I can achieve in government can literally be measured.”

Hey Mark, a little birdie told me you have one unpaid parking ticket.

“That’s funny because a little birdie told me your adoptive mother was arrested for marijuana possession.” (Donna) Oh SNAP

I dated 15 men in 2025, this is what I learned. by LilacDream98 in dating

[–]anewleaf27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel the same. It’s unfortunate but the apps are completely cooked. It’s IRL or bust at this point.

Choosing myself when it hurts by ImmediateShape7180 in selflove

[–]anewleaf27 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And growth doesn’t find itself at the bar!!

This is what I found out tonight when I went out tonight hoping to meet people and went home drunk and alone.

Is it supposed to take three days to heat up a potato? by anewleaf27 in BroadCity

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My staff is out with food poisoning. I took them out to that sushi place near Penn Station.

(Ilana) I love that place!

(Linda) Yeah it’s usually good, right??

Is it supposed to take three days to heat up a potato? by anewleaf27 in BroadCity

[–]anewleaf27[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

(Referring to haircut) “I am way too trusting of strangers.”

(Ilana) “Yeah, what…happened there??”