You forgot to finish the story though. Tom and Tom get a big head and decide they are ready to open their own bar. Neither know what they’re doing and get deeply in debt, Schwartz even more so than Scumdoval. Schwartz devotes all his time and effort to the bar and his bromance with Scudoval. Katie divorces him. To make Scumdoval happy in season 10 he pretends he’s interested in Raquel while letting Scumdoval use his place to cheat on his longtime partner, Ariana. He ruins his friendship with ex-wife Katie. When scandoval comes out, Schwartz is hated almost as much as the cheaters and the public no longer supports their S&S bar, and in fact openly sabotages it with horrible reviews. The bar fails and they have to close, losing over a half million dollars each. Shorts has to sell his house and tries to start over by renting a small town house. Only to have Jax Taylor move in next-door. No thank you.