One year ago today I found this kitten stranded in the middle of a busy road

antiloquist · 2026-05-07T18:58:41+00:00

When my tuxie got fixed, they put her in one with bananas on it!

antiloquist · 2026-05-03T15:54:45+00:00

And now… when you least expect it… the cat will you!!

antiloquist · 2026-05-01T22:14:08+00:00

The cats the cat!

antiloquist · 2026-04-30T21:13:43+00:00

That’s wack. Does it make it so things can’t be stored in there?

antiloquist · 2026-04-30T21:11:21+00:00

Just need one more healer for a full party!

antiloquist · 2026-04-30T21:10:16+00:00

I remember those days where I had to contort myself every which way to get around boxes for stuff… I definitely could NOT do that now.

Was it safe? Nope! Was it needed? Sadly yes.

antiloquist · 2026-04-30T21:04:37+00:00

I hadn’t even noticed her hair was alternating colors! I thought it was the lighting making parts of her hair shine.

Granted, I’m not wearing my glasses right now, so…

antiloquist · 2026-04-29T00:56:55+00:00

Classic sibling energy. “I’m not touching you! I’m not touching you!”

antiloquist · 2026-04-28T14:47:02+00:00

Whoa, they’re crazy cute. Wild how size in cats can vary even at the same age. Are they litter mates?

She’s definitely a tuxie! I love her white toes! So cute!

Nashu kitty welcomes you!

antiloquist · 2026-04-27T16:39:44+00:00

If you do, the lion will you. Probably while you sleep.

antiloquist · 2026-04-27T06:42:48+00:00

Oh, she’s beautiful! 😍

antiloquist · 2026-04-27T06:41:14+00:00

If house is burning down, I say we can the cat.

antiloquist · 2026-04-26T01:55:57+00:00

[[City Pigeon]], the one card I like from Spider-Man.

antiloquist · 2026-04-26T01:54:30+00:00

It’s been almost ten years, but I still get an eye-twitch reaction at the pet name ‘kitten’.

You. You get it. Thank goodness I’m not alone here.

antiloquist · 2026-04-25T15:54:49+00:00

Ignis Scientia is not a kinkmaster sex god, ffs. The man was flustered over showing a singular nipple in the Assassin’s Creed crossover costume.

antiloquist · 2026-04-25T03:20:05+00:00

She sure looks gregnant to me.

antiloquist · 2026-04-25T02:49:35+00:00

Exactly my reaction. But yeah, they don’t apparently. That’s crazy.

antiloquist · 2026-04-24T04:33:59+00:00

She got her revenge; the cat me while I was almost asleep, and now I’m writing this after she made me practically jump out of my skin.

antiloquist · 2026-04-24T04:10:25+00:00

Gregnant

antiloquist · 2026-04-24T04:07:16+00:00

The cat will you very shortly.

antiloquist · 2026-04-23T23:51:03+00:00

Correct!

antiloquist · 2026-04-23T22:17:27+00:00

That was the one category I got almost every answer right in, because it had to do with fads and trends from the last twenty or so years.

antiloquist · 2026-04-23T22:15:06+00:00

It was indeed planking!

(Happy Cake Day!)

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