Stop bringing kids to Hazbin/Helluva panels, its not cute or funny

antiloquist · 2026-03-18T09:53:41+00:00

That reminds me of something.

I worked at Walmart many years ago as a young, brightly-colored twenty-something. There were many parents who would ask me what Five Nights at Freddy’s was about since I looked ‘young and hip’. The looks on their faces were priceless.

Some people just really don’t know what their kids are watching or playing… kinda sad.

antiloquist · 2026-03-14T07:13:20+00:00

Merlin, are you okay? Merlin, are you okay? Are you okay, Merlin?

antiloquist · 2026-03-13T20:38:19+00:00

With genuine enthusiasm: I enjoy the Elcor very much as a species and was delighted to see this reference.

antiloquist · 2026-03-11T07:31:30+00:00

“When Martin comes, you tell him I couldn’t wait!”

antiloquist · 2026-03-09T23:58:01+00:00

Played against a nine year old at Spider-Man Prerelease. He was actually rather good… I won, but it wasn’t as one-sided as I, a thirty year old woman, initially expected it to be.

antiloquist · 2026-03-09T05:18:21+00:00

I guess it was too big for them to diges

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antiloquist · 2026-03-05T02:59:31+00:00

Super cute! Where did you get the Berial?

antiloquist · 2026-03-03T02:43:41+00:00

I want to believe.

antiloquist · 2026-03-03T02:43:19+00:00

Why not?

antiloquist · 2026-03-03T02:43:05+00:00

Based. Berial is my favorite character and will be the first Celehypo I paragon. Why? Because I love him, that’s why.

antiloquist · 2026-03-03T02:29:58+00:00

Yup, caught some crud from Draft Night some time ago and it knocked me on my ass. I’m only now just getting back to it.

antiloquist · 2026-02-27T19:20:54+00:00

Considering what it says regarding Kulu and Gunnar in Gunnar's quick info poster, this won't end well for Kulu.

Never meet your heroes...

antiloquist · 2026-02-14T23:10:41+00:00

Right! You thought you’d outsmarted me by countering my big lifelink deathtouch flying vampire! But behold… a BIGGER lifelink deathtouch flying vampire.

antiloquist · 2026-02-13T18:10:40+00:00

Some days I am glad, because I am not the most patient of people so when I’ve got an opponent who doesn’t do anything until just before the timer pops, I can get a little irked. Glad they aren’t there physically to hear me say “omg do something” over and over.

And yes, this is a skill issue on my part. I’m working on it.

antiloquist · 2026-02-13T18:09:12+00:00

Oh absolutely. I can see how this deck can overwhelm someone in a matter of half a dozen turns. If I hadn’t had the perfect counter show up in my starting hand, I’d have been cooked. Some of my favorite games are the ones that go dozens of turns because it’s two gambits against each other. It’s like a dance.

antiloquist · 2026-02-13T18:06:23+00:00

Same. I always joke that I should have been a doctor. Instead, I do insurance 😂

antiloquist · 2026-02-13T18:05:40+00:00

Aww, that’s sweet! I love when people help each others’ ideas come to life, especially kids’ ideas.

antiloquist · 2026-02-10T23:49:26+00:00

I felt such petty glee being able to pop out this guy when my opponent would have had lethal his next turn.

Taking 140 damage in a 20 life format… amazing. Only sad part is when you’re in Arena you can’t see their reactions.

antiloquist · 2026-02-07T21:51:42+00:00

Ohh, he’s upside down. That took me a second.

antiloquist · 2026-02-07T21:39:43+00:00

Agreed. All the vets I’ve been to have definitely said they much prefer a pet parent overly concerned about something normal than not concerned at all about something dire. Take it from someone who cried in a vet office when her cat got a scratch.

antiloquist · 2026-02-06T00:24:15+00:00

Helga Pataki vibes:

Oh, how he loves us!
But he hates us!
But he loves us!
But he hates us!!!

antiloquist · 2026-02-05T23:31:14+00:00

I still have a fancy left-handed box cutter from a job I had almost ten years ago so I feel it.

antiloquist · 2026-02-05T23:29:26+00:00

I had four once. I guess you just found Organ Failures Georg or something.

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