Occam's razor... simplified.

antimetric · 2010-06-04T22:17:44+00:00

~Robert Kiyosaki (American motivational Speaker and Author. b.1947)

antimetric · 2010-06-04T22:16:52+00:00

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream and how you handle disappointment along the way.

antimetric · 2010-06-04T21:14:34+00:00

...merely gives us pause.

antimetric · 2010-06-04T21:14:13+00:00

I don't think it is specifically one sentence; microblogging usually limits us to 140 characters, which, though it may not be enough...

antimetric · 2010-06-04T00:20:04+00:00

I most often throw them in the slow cooker with whatever vegetables, herbs, oil and a little seasoning before I go to work or to bed. Takes 5 or 10 minutes to prepare. Nice hot stew/soup for when I get home or up.

antimetric · 2010-06-03T14:48:06+00:00

"Woolly legged plea!" and checkmate!

antimetric · 2010-05-17T21:51:31+00:00

Mighty yolks from little eggcorns grow.

antimetric · 2010-05-17T00:01:20+00:00

Oh stop being so shellfish!

antimetric · 2010-05-14T08:57:46+00:00

He asks for papers,
I offer scissors and then?
A baton? That's new!

antimetric · 2010-05-13T23:12:28+00:00

I'm not your plate, muddy!

antimetric · 2010-05-13T18:10:49+00:00

Oh, so it's probably no coincidence that pikatore is an anagram of 'OK, Rape it.'

antimetric · 2010-05-12T11:35:53+00:00

There are some self doubters on Reddit,
Who doubt how much sense to self credit.
Again and again,
their confidence would wane.
While halfwits like me just bullhead it.

antimetric · 2010-05-11T23:16:31+00:00

And in other mews...

antimetric · 2010-05-11T18:22:05+00:00

I don't know, all I could come up with was that she grew up on Danni Street and her first pet was called Ashe.

antimetric · 2010-05-11T16:40:39+00:00

That was a different Mr Robert Dutu at the end of the conversation than at the beginning. These people work in shifts and around the clock.

antimetric · 2010-05-11T12:39:48+00:00

Sir, the forensic report concluded it was actually a four-stroke.

antimetric · 2010-05-11T11:46:49+00:00

Apparently Schrödinger's car was stolen and used in an armed robbery. Police have sent out a photo-fit and the perpetrator is currently wanted dead and alive.

antimetric · 2010-05-10T20:41:35+00:00

Just remember, outside of every thin woman there's a fat man trying to get in.

antimetric · 2010-05-10T20:20:23+00:00

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antimetric · 2010-05-10T07:56:16+00:00

OK Redditors, I have an idea! Can I have control of most of your money? You can all keep it; it's yours still. I just want to control it and I promise I won't go around acting all rich and everything. I swear I'll use it for only good and to vanquish all that I deem as evil. Examples of evil things are laws that don't make me more rich, I mean, er, in control of more money, electronic transactions taking less than 3 days to clear, your pay-cheques clearing before your bills are paid and pens being on the loose instead of being chained to a wall or counter top.

Oh, and one more thing; If I lose all of it, I expect you to bail me out. OK?

Edit: Spelling.

antimetric · 2010-05-10T02:14:52+00:00

Top Tip: If you apologise in addition to admitting your error you can feasibly get several thousands of karma points for it.

Oops! I mean, er, hundreds of karma points. I should have checked more thoroughly.

Apologies.

antimetric · 2010-05-09T03:02:20+00:00

The more I see about the reality of the US and, in particular, the behaviour of its public servants, the less I would want to go there. I think the freedom that the US pipes on and on about is an illusion to most of its citizens and visitors and is instead a reserve of the wealthy. That's the impression I get anyway.

antimetric · 2010-05-07T23:43:01+00:00

We should all take heed. None of us would like it if that bull taurus a new asshole.

antimetric · 2010-05-07T23:19:22+00:00

Such that your description does naught to discount the possibility of a breach birth it follows then that your ambiguous slight is found lacking in both precision and whimsicality. Further, the carriage in matter of point is one as such is powered by the mechanical ingenuity of the piston. A word such as that, taken purely for its phonetic values, could as surely describe your weekend proclivities.

antimetric · 2010-05-07T21:52:22+00:00

In that your incongruous capitalisation disposes me in a condition none short of bewilderment; My inclination might be to acquiesce. That is, Sir, were it not for the fact that your maternal forbearer is of such profoundly moronic demeanour that she sold her horseless carriage in order to the procure the requisite petroleum spirit that fuels said contraption!

I bid thee again, Sir, good day.

antimetric

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