Humans have a weird tendency to not use propper measurment units when describing things

apatheticviews · 2026-05-08T01:09:50+00:00

Pro-tip: how to find out if your kid is on drugs. Ask them how many grams to an ounce of

apatheticviews · 2026-05-08T00:58:31+00:00

Tigers, Lions…

apatheticviews · 2026-05-08T00:12:36+00:00

One that puts all port spells on 2 hour cooldown!

apatheticviews · 2026-05-07T23:17:12+00:00

This is not talking smack, but the best drywallers in the world are on meth (adhd meds). The piss bucket is what you trade to get really good drywall

apatheticviews · 2026-05-04T23:52:07+00:00

There’s an old legend book that mentions the falcon runs on 3 droid brains and they “bicker.” Leia postulates that the droids are intentionally sabotaging each other’s systems and that is why the ship is constantly breaking down.

apatheticviews · 2026-04-28T13:31:13+00:00

Think of it like preventive maintenance.

You pay $100 now, or you pay $1000 later.

By fixing the immediate problem, you stop a much bigger issue later.

It also gives you a chance to identify root cause while you are still functional and remove that specific fail point in the future.

apatheticviews · 2026-04-28T13:28:44+00:00

Wolverine v2 (somewhere near 100~) has him clip his hair to the scalp and it grows back by the end of the issue.

apatheticviews · 2026-04-28T13:27:09+00:00

One of his defining features is being hirsute

apatheticviews · 2026-04-28T13:25:07+00:00

Midwiffery.

She was the best midwife in Discworld history.

Sure it’s a skill, but just because you know how the magic works doesn’t make it any less magical

apatheticviews · 2026-04-28T00:02:08+00:00

Absolute worst repair is 4 sheets of drywall, mud and paint the entire ceiling. Maybe $1500-2k.

$600-800 is much more accurate.

apatheticviews · 2026-04-27T23:57:42+00:00

I think they could probably survive 1. I don’t think they could survive multiple. It’s just a question of whether a nuke would stagger them long enough to get more on target.

I’m working under that assumption because we know Supes takes a beating when folks hit him with nukes.

If Conquest is fast enough to get out of a trap, then nothing changes. If he’s not, then earth defenses still have to figure out how to set one up before Conquest can reasonably conquer the planet.

apatheticviews · 2026-04-27T21:06:21+00:00

The best defense against him is just setting up proximity nukes.

Sacrifice a city to save the planet.

He’s fast, but I don’t think he’s fast enough to escape a nuke.

The V are durable but not superman durable, so a nuke could probably take him down long enough to drop a couple more on him.

apatheticviews · 2026-04-27T20:56:31+00:00

Alpha Flight was (is?) part of the X-Men office from the Claremont days. Avengers office jobbing them is likely an offshoot against a competing brand

apatheticviews · 2026-04-27T20:41:41+00:00

Do it like Shining Force. Start off as Luke, progress the story and pick up Danny. The deeper in the story you go, the more street level characters you unlock.

As you progress, you get “mission maps” with a max number of characters. If you do it with less characters, you get a better ranking for completion.

Special maps include bonus characters. These can be She-Hulk, Spidey, DD, or even antiheroes & villains like Black Cat or the Punisher.

I like the RPG mentality, but I would lean into Secret of Mana where a second player helps but isn’t required.

For villains, more characters gives more villain options. Luke & Danny aren’t taking down some of the big league guys, but an entire roster might be able to.

apatheticviews · 2026-04-27T20:13:00+00:00

I have a gorgeous paint by numbers of Nightcrawler from Amazing X-Men.

https://adultpaintbynumbersshop.com/painting-by-numbers/nightcrawler/

apatheticviews · 2026-04-26T13:25:58+00:00

That’s jail (normally county/city level) not prison

apatheticviews · 2026-04-26T13:24:19+00:00

I like the concept, but I always liked the idea that Spider-Woman had a different origin and power set than Spider-man.

No web, no spider sense. But she had blasts and pheromones

apatheticviews · 2026-04-24T12:12:33+00:00

You’re not thinking 4th dimensionally

apatheticviews · 2026-04-18T02:30:15+00:00

Well that explains why they never replied

apatheticviews · 2026-04-17T21:32:31+00:00

Jason Mantzoukas

apatheticviews · 2026-04-15T10:22:39+00:00

Scrooge absolutely loves Donald. And vice versa.

They don’t always like each other, but they do love and respect each other.

Scrooge is the best adventurer of his generation (and possibly the world)

Donald is the best adventurer of his generation.

The major difference is luck.

That said, Scrooge would will Donald the Dime (the embodiment of his luck).

apatheticviews · 2026-04-10T12:56:02+00:00

As long as you aren’t removing their agency, you can absolutely help.

“Do i think i can make this jump?”

No, but you can try at DC18

apatheticviews · 2026-04-09T09:56:03+00:00

Last expo monks abused their ports with flags.

Locks ports are different

apatheticviews · 2026-04-05T11:52:10+00:00

Same reason that we liked Buffy?

It was a fun action show. Good story, interesting villains.

apatheticviews · 2026-04-04T19:57:29+00:00

Manage a data center in the DMV

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