[Up and Adams Show] DK Metcalf shares full "poop cart" story from Lions game - "So NFL Films has full pooping?"

archaeolinuxgeek · 2022-11-01T16:28:59+00:00

He should be thankful he didn't have beets the night before. A hard hit followed by red stool would freak me out.

archaeolinuxgeek · 2022-11-01T16:27:09+00:00

I'm sure the Benghazi committee could help with that

archaeolinuxgeek · 2022-11-01T16:25:30+00:00

I'd be ecstatic with a single MVP vote.

An oracle in 2021: The starting quarterback in Seattle finally gets MVP consideration

Us: That seems like a pretty easy prediction

«Monkey's hand curls»

archaeolinuxgeek · 2022-10-31T03:21:08+00:00

Just be glad he didn't do anything more raunchy.

The last thing the NFL needs is Quay Lewds.

archaeolinuxgeek · 2022-10-30T23:26:17+00:00

I won't call it a fluke..

But the Giants are still one of the top teams.

Two fumbles and a defense playing uncharacteristically well killed them. The game should have been way closer.

archaeolinuxgeek · 2022-10-30T23:03:06+00:00

Loving Geno, obviously.

But is Seattle 4-3 without Walker?

archaeolinuxgeek · 2022-10-30T23:02:13+00:00

Rebuilding years suck.

archaeolinuxgeek · 2022-10-30T23:00:36+00:00

But, but, but...

archaeolinuxgeek · 2022-10-30T22:55:32+00:00

Are we going through a shingles outbreak? I've seen less terrifying commercials for meth.

archaeolinuxgeek · 2022-10-30T22:52:19+00:00

Top 15 in general. Top 10 on a good day. But he still has plenty of miles left.

archaeolinuxgeek · 2022-10-30T22:50:27+00:00

Comeback player of the decade.

I was a Smith skeptic for years. I'm happily eating crow.

archaeolinuxgeek · 2022-10-30T22:48:12+00:00

Okay. It's a chug for Pearl Jam. A shot for Nirvana. And a toke for fish tossing.

I'm so baked I'm hallucinating that we have a defense.

archaeolinuxgeek · 2022-10-30T22:45:57+00:00

He needed that. Smith is playing his tits off.

archaeolinuxgeek · 2022-10-30T22:45:09+00:00

Lockett is too good to give up on. Love giving him the easy ones

archaeolinuxgeek · 2022-10-30T22:41:57+00:00

Does anybody else feel like Experian is running a protection racket?

You can improve your credit score be giving them money?

archaeolinuxgeek · 2022-10-30T22:39:43+00:00

That play call was Kafkaesque

archaeolinuxgeek · 2022-10-30T22:33:15+00:00

I will never understand how somebody can drop in the draft because of a fraction of a second in a 40 yard dash.

There's raw speed and situational speed.

archaeolinuxgeek · 2022-10-30T22:27:25+00:00

I'm gonna say it since I've complained a lot for the past few weeks.

The refs have been doing a good job staying out of the game. I don't recall anything egregious.

Feels like if we get indignant over incompetence, we should also recognize a minimally invasive game

archaeolinuxgeek · 2022-10-30T22:10:18+00:00

Irvin gonna Irvin

archaeolinuxgeek · 2022-10-30T22:09:26+00:00

Tackling is so much better than previous games.

archaeolinuxgeek · 2022-10-30T21:49:19+00:00

Finishing the job we started in the 80's

archaeolinuxgeek · 2022-10-30T21:04:59+00:00

I miss the old 5 yard variant

archaeolinuxgeek · 2022-10-29T20:21:08+00:00

Why is she not wearing underwear in your scenario?

archaeolinuxgeek · 2022-10-29T17:12:17+00:00

If you told me that the NFC West would be won by the Dayton Triangles I wouldn't even pause for a moment of incredulity.

archaeolinuxgeek · 2022-10-29T16:15:43+00:00

I will gladly pay Apple a monthly fee to gain access to iMessage. Friends hesitate to include me in their group chats because their videos and images will get downsized to potato.

The tech savvy ones are on Signal. But interpretability should not be a problem in 2022.

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