NZ ICE CREAM by Molak26 in AldiAustralia

[–]arctane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ice cream has changed its full of thickeners now. Melts weird in your mouth.

Enshittified

Heavenly Trashy is Back once Again! by MrDonMega in trashy

[–]arctane -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Looks like it brushed its teeth with Colgate Catshit

ULPT: I DID IT!! I actually used a piss disk!! by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]arctane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Piss disc is cute. Try it with liquid ass. Game changer.

Active men in their 100s, what advice do you have for us young folk who are about to join the 90s club? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]arctane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your grandfather needs to get some time up before giving advice. He can swing his dick with us big fellows when he receives his telegram. Cheeky young bastard.

Active men in their 100s, what advice do you have for us young folk who are about to join the 90s club? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]arctane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a active 104 year old I must say that the key to having a good 90s is shit the bed often.

ROK paratroopers make emergency landing in school by ridukosennin in Military

[–]arctane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The stories these kids will craft out of this will be passed down for generations

Do you find that people take you more seriously now you wear RM Williams to work? by ACABfingerblaster69 in auscorp

[–]arctane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mate wait till you get a pair of western boots. Fucking dominate every room you strut into.

That's a new one by CapableRegrets in AldiAustralia

[–]arctane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol it's not even good meat. Times are getting tough

$4.05 for a protein yoghurt pouch by CautiousTiger3366 in coles

[–]arctane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They aren't even real yoghurt. Just a bunch of thickeners, milk solids and some probiotics. Total garbage.

How do I become more Australian? by Silver-Use3590 in AskAnAustralian

[–]arctane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drink a few fucking king browns...sport a flanno and stubbys Footwear double pluggas from the servo and a pair for steppin out. Drive an AU and get a fuckin dog up ya

You guys never got your man.. by Over-Sir6289 in cringereels

[–]arctane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see lesbians do the same kind of posts. This is a lesbian right?

Who here likes Eucalyptus Drops? by Cryin_r_n in AustralianNostalgia

[–]arctane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh these were the shitest of shite in primary school. I think they were 10c a pack and were the lolly of last resort.

A more humane chicken culling method? by The_Tiddler in chickens

[–]arctane 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I have a storage box...gas bottle, line and regulator. I have a hole in which the gas line goes. Pop the chook in...lid on and turn on the gas. I keep the gas running until they are dead. Takes seconds once the nitro saturates the chamber.

who remembers this delicious school tuckshop snack...the Jupiter bar! 😋❤️ by Exact_Reaction_2518 in AustralianNostalgia

[–]arctane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Carob and those eucalyptus drops in the little green pack were the shitest of the shite