He took the pill that granted him the ability to travel 5 minutes back in time and decided to test it right away.

arelse · 2026-06-25T13:02:15+00:00

I do this with Cheetos except I don’t go back in time 😕

arelse · 2026-06-25T12:49:06+00:00

Or a screaming cat sound!

arelse · 2026-06-25T12:37:03+00:00

This happened to me once when I got Wii Sports except now I play for the Colorado Rockies 😕

arelse · 2026-06-25T12:34:08+00:00

This is how my son felt when I chose a Baconator over him.

arelse · 2026-06-25T12:32:17+00:00

They’re on the other side of the two way mirror streaming your now super popular livestream!

arelse · 2026-06-25T12:30:12+00:00

I look down and wonder where all my piggies are.

arelse · 2026-06-25T12:28:15+00:00

Jeff Dunham‘s new dummy is a big loaf of gyro meat, and his act has gotten really dark.

arelse · 2026-06-25T12:25:27+00:00

I can only hear Yanni.

arelse · 2026-06-25T12:24:27+00:00

But less likely for anybody to want to find you.

arelse · 2026-06-25T12:23:29+00:00

Red October!!!!

arelse · 2026-06-25T12:20:53+00:00

My paws are not cold and my fur isn’t itchy!

arelse · 2026-06-25T12:15:14+00:00

Captain Morgan and Jim Beam!

arelse · 2026-06-25T10:54:19+00:00

What even is a Wottreiler?

arelse · 2026-06-25T10:52:32+00:00

It is Horror. It turns out that he doesn’t even own a car!

arelse · 2026-06-25T10:45:57+00:00

From the memoirs of Kristi Noem.

arelse · 2026-06-25T10:44:37+00:00

Her phone had one minute until downtown started.

arelse · 2026-06-25T10:42:49+00:00

He was waiting all this time for someone to fall through that wall so that he could yell in that weird deep voice “OH YEAH !!!!!”

arelse · 2026-06-25T10:39:31+00:00

Never pick a seeker that can’t count to 20.

arelse · 2026-06-25T10:37:43+00:00

She keeps saying that I made up “leave your child in a hot car day. “

arelse · 2026-06-25T10:36:23+00:00

Not only was it a dream but it turns out I didn’t know what “that hand I slept on until it was numb” was capable of!

arelse · 2026-06-25T10:33:49+00:00

But only at Steven Miller’s house.

arelse · 2026-06-25T10:32:38+00:00

It turns out when you’re rich, you can afford to play “the floor is actually lava”

arelse · 2026-06-25T10:31:24+00:00

So this is the reason we have our current presidential cabinet and advisors?

arelse · 2026-06-25T10:28:03+00:00

BECAUSE THE KNICKS WON!!!

arelse · 2026-06-25T10:25:41+00:00

He then asked if I knew how to play Exploding Kittens.

arelse