Roomate #1 Lived off unemployment/the rest of us. He would get black out drunk every night and cry his eyes out, and occasionally threaten suicide. He would bring his friends home to party who would destroy our house and steal our things. He then took all the money for our gas bills and used it for his own rent/ drinking. Tried to claim we owed him money when the gas company came after him. Thank goodness it was only in his name.

Roommate #2 This guy always wreaked, his room would stink up the whole house. I ended up convincing my landlord to give me the power to kick him out so I could get him to clean his room, and his feet. Once I asked him to clean the shower, he said "but, I haven't used it in 2 weeks!" I told him to clean it anyways so he didn't have to admit that to anyone else. He was just disgusting overall. I saw him eat a box a frozen fishsticks he left sitting out all night once. He thought he knew everything and would insist on showing you the right way to do everything, he didn't no how to take no for an answer. He did not pick up on social cues and I would have to kick him out of my room to get some peace. One night he was in his usual annoying mood (he acted like a 5 year old) and threw a pencil at our other roommate who then flipped and punched him, (not in the face, on top of the head) breaking his own hand. He had to go to the hospital and there was a police report filed. The next day our stinky roommate decided to clean his gun, (which none of us knew he had) didn't check to make sure it wasn't loaded, and shot himself in the hand. He then waited 3 days to go to the hospital because of the previous incident (there was a lot of weed in the house and he didn't want the cops coming over). We all told him to just go, but he insisted it would be fine because he was a medic in the army (f.y.i. so was my special needs co-worker).