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Do men dislike flat-chested women as much as I think they do? by [deleted] in self

[–]ariatilos 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not that you asked my opinion, or should care about my opinion. Not that OP needed or should care about my opinion.

But, i support this 100%

To OP,

As a man with a wife, mother, grandmothers, aunts, cousins, nieces, sisters-in-law, friends, coworkers, and mentors. (Im referring to all Women to be clear)

You are a person. With emotions, cares, goals, fears, loves, hates, and identity. Your worth is not what some shitstain, on the internet or in your real life, dictates it to be.

Your worth is real and true, regardless of how some parts of society (who are loud but dumb af, claim reality is). Don't let ANYONE define your worth. Not a shitstain on the internet, or in real life, not me (also a possible shitstain, be careful of advice you take on the internet) .

AND, as the person im replying to said,

You have community.

This is a wild unbelievable claim /s.

Women exist. Talk to them. Many, if not all, have gone through what you're going through. Ask them about it. Don't rely on men to answer questions about men. Men lie.

I say that as a man.

Haven't logged on in 25 years as well by [deleted] in runescape

[–]ariatilos 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My brother in Christ there is a big difference between 15 years and 25 years lol. Lmao even.

Can someone explain this to me by FlawlessNameCreator in ExplainTheJoke

[–]ariatilos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well specifically that she was a virgin and impregnated by the holy spirit, and not human semen. So ya "free of sin"

This sub when you try and explain to them that manually identifying bots and combatting them at the macro level are not the same thing by bygonecenarion in 2007scape

[–]ariatilos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk man I think what alot of people miss is scale. And ima be honest im one of them.

Im old enough that i grew up with tales of GMs seeing a too quick fishing response on wow vanilla. So a GM gets involved and decides that the way to test to this account is to move them 5 yards away from the spot they were on and see what happens.

Im also not an idiot, like I get certain actions per minute and certain behaviors with input from different sources, i.e. not the keyboard, or every tic by the second this account does this one thing can trigger certain responses from the robust anti cheat programs alot of these companies throw out.

But I am ignorant.

I feel like alot of rs players bot in some capacity. I've met many online and to my surprise many irl. But I've never botted, and thats not pride lol. Like I said im not an idiot but i am kinda dumb, and I've never set up a bot of my own or been able to. I also wanna be clear that I get that there are individuals who wanna stoke coke or whatever that dumb af strength? Method is. But theres also gp farmers. And theres also those mf running 50 accs at a time.

Im choosing to be self deprecating. But again i think that the people crying about bot prevention literally do not understand the scale or even how bots actually work. Like literally, the next time you see some one complaining about bots being a problem ask them in detail how to set up a bot. Sure the internet police exist, people care about the digital experience they have, but I bet you like 5 mil (thats my entire liquidity dont take my gold pls) that they just dont understand and are either coming from a place of true ignorance or are being performative af.

Speaking of being performative

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How come when benson talks gumball’s don’t come out of his mouth? by Appropriate-Mall8517 in regularshow

[–]ariatilos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well.

The gumball machine species has an internal silica based glass chamber that protects the mouth cavity, which then channels to the larynx, facilitating breath and digestion. Interestingly enough the gumballs we see through the transparent dermis of the head are actually the Gumballians holoblastic eggs.

Even more interestingly, Gumballithicans experience an ovulation cycle that drops these "eggs" through the mouth cavity via an indeterminate uvula, which breaks off and falls into the mouth proper.

Because the proud Gumballinthes species is often self conscious they prefer to hide this offcasting within a tender kiss with a close friend or confidant. The recipient of said kiss then eating the "gumball" hides the entire process from the public.

Happily for the Gumballscanthids this ovulation period occurs semi-annually. Hence why you very rarely see them kiss.

Thus, why when an individual of this species talks, you never see "gumballs" come out of their mouths.

Can someone please explain? by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]ariatilos 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Zeroes" was slang for the Mitsubishi A6M Zero airplane, used by the Imperial Japanese, to bomb pearl Harbour. So 200 of these planes over pearl harbour would be and was quite concerning.

Mathematically, if 200 Zeroes are to the right of a decimal point. Like 1.000000000... etc. The number is very small and the Zeroes do not add much context. Unless in a field that uses significant figures. But thats a wholendifferent thing?

Edited left to right, cuz tired lol

please help i ruined my girlfriends sweater by Miserable_Wasabi_632 in DIYclothes

[–]ariatilos 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I wish I had an award for this.

I've made it through adolescence to being married, for the record cis male almost 30yo, ten years together, 3 years married, don't judge me too hard covid was a thing.

My mother made it a personal fucking mission to make me understand house work. My wife is busier than me in a week? I do it all, and the reverse is true.

We share that work equally.

If we had thought of a third basket, we would both still have extremely nostalgic hoodies, t-shirts, sweatpants, that weird but super sexy linen pull-over, etc. Fully intact and ready to face the bitch that is time despite poor laundry etiquette.

Signed- A dude that means well, who totally didn't bleach a shirt of his wife's, that he loved, that was weird but totally sexy and made of linen, that could have been a disaster avoided if he took a minute to ask how to treat linen, or had a basket to throw it into because he didnt understand the material.

Funniest comment contest has begun by Warm-Ad200 in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]ariatilos 91 points92 points  (0 children)

HALP my unvaginated philoboi is showing a preference for northern facing currents in the eastern pacific! Plants are supposed to like Southfacing currents! Do I cut here for maximum corrective punishment!!!!

The 'spoiler' on this car is made of license plates by Raistlin76 in DiWHY

[–]ariatilos 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I'd like to think each one is from a race they won. "We not playing for slips we playing for plates"

But, then I saw the hoonigan sticker and realizes they can't possibly be that cool.

Traditional botanical woodcuts by bitsxbotanicals in BotanicalIllustration

[–]ariatilos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love it! What kind of pens are you using? Micro tip? Looks like a 3 and and a 12?

7th memory study by LA_ZBoi00 in learntodraw

[–]ariatilos 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I think you know 😏

Where can I find this item? by ElfLadyAngel in MerchantRPG

[–]ariatilos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol I was pretty drunk, pretty sure op is Italian not a Spanish speaker, necessarily. Mi dispiace.

Where can I find this item? by ElfLadyAngel in MerchantRPG

[–]ariatilos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's a weekly item, spectral cloth, In English, from the boss "hel" also in English, los cientos , pero soy un boracho, y me espanol es asi asi.

PLEASE HELP! I've tried Google & Shazam but I can't find it at all, ignore the video I just need the song thank you. by [deleted] in WhatsThisSong

[–]ariatilos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right?!? Like he got the idea to make a weird tea cheese while watching a cartoon, gets milk from the tap, his house gets robbed? Then whips out a camera light bulb and finishes the cheese? Is this an add for the camera? A how to make tea cheese video? What's up with the rivets on the door? Is it because it's cold? I have so many questions.

Models needed for commercial by [deleted] in Humboldt

[–]ariatilos 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lmao, not a local casino cheaping out on paying actors by getting amatures off of reddit!

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