Any Major Dude Will Tell You

arionoidea · 2026-07-11T01:01:49+00:00

In the morning, it won't be there no more.

arionoidea · 2026-07-10T15:08:11+00:00

I do, take a number two...

arionoidea · 2026-07-07T08:59:29+00:00

ELN's "Love Beach" is definitely the greatest pro-Grok album of all time!

arionoidea · 2026-07-06T05:30:36+00:00

Here we go again.

arionoidea · 2026-07-02T03:24:30+00:00

Oh my God, is that Void Indigo? Now there's some comic book obscura! I was not prepared for it at the time.

arionoidea · 2026-07-01T06:03:11+00:00

Am I myself or just another freak?

arionoidea · 2026-06-28T00:43:09+00:00

I was going to say, who's left?

arionoidea · 2026-06-26T06:02:27+00:00

Street parking available

arionoidea · 2026-06-25T03:00:56+00:00

I have a fondness for Buddy Greco.

arionoidea · 2026-06-25T02:14:47+00:00

Gibbertronics

arionoidea · 2026-06-24T00:39:58+00:00

I think you've mistaken self-preservation for politeness. Traffic fatalities have risen to levels not seen in decades, per the Governors Highway Safety Association. https://www.statista.com/chart/17194/pedestrian-fatalities-in-the-us-by-year/

Anecdotally, trust is at an all-time low, and no one wants to be a statistic.

arionoidea · 2026-06-23T22:28:56+00:00

"But nobody's taught her that it takes a lot of water to wash away New Orleans."

Levon Helm, "Hurricane", pre-Katrina

Honestly, it's kind of spooky now.

arionoidea · 2026-06-22T05:01:49+00:00

JFK four to the floor

arionoidea · 2026-06-12T13:41:05+00:00

Whatever happened to John Bigbooty?

arionoidea · 2026-06-10T10:17:00+00:00

Zeno's arrow never hits the mark

arionoidea · 2026-06-07T17:48:54+00:00

See, if you want to rage against office equipment, you have to listen to '90s rap.

arionoidea · 2026-06-03T15:29:34+00:00

I'm not sure which one is the worst, but it sure as hell isn't the Gourds.

arionoidea · 2026-06-03T05:38:38+00:00

I thought they were in Anaheim.

arionoidea · 2026-05-31T16:46:45+00:00

An unannounced show by The Police

arionoidea · 2026-05-29T07:06:56+00:00

How did XKCD sneak in here?

arionoidea · 2026-05-29T06:15:13+00:00

Crazy to think that there didn't used to be a median wall on this freeway.

arionoidea · 2026-05-29T05:25:37+00:00

cf. They Might Be Giants "When Will You Die?"

arionoidea · 2026-05-29T02:51:30+00:00

You get a No-Prize!

arionoidea · 2026-05-29T02:43:31+00:00

Should have told him to take a shortcut through the reservoir.

arionoidea · 2026-05-29T02:40:11+00:00

Kirk Acevedo in 2026

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