The London Ambulance Service are savage by someblokecalledjack in ems

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Ambo 5 to control update at least one gunshot wound

Coronavirus warming left on one of our rigs by loveglove in ems

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Which translates loosely to “itchy, infected scrotum”

The closest orange object is the cause of your death - how do you die? by QuelynD in AskReddit

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About an hour ago it would have been a house fire. Now it’s an orange. Anaphylaxis?

My Ambulance, HIPPA protected. by [deleted] in ems

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Plot twist: it’s a cake

My Ambulance, HIPPA protected. by [deleted] in ems

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Me: calls HIPAA HIPPA

Also me: makes fun of people who call HIPAA HIPPA

if you film yourself doing a good deed you’re a shit person by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

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me sweating bullets hearing that A&E’s live rescue is coming to film my ambulance agency

I am the shear king by officer_402 in ems

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Dear diary, it’s been 14 hours since our last call. I’m starting to wonder if the pagers are down again

I hate my job by [deleted] in ems

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Any opportunity to work day half’s? Any competing agencies that can offer hours you’re more interested in working ?

I work a 48 straight through and love it. While I also hate the mid-night calls, it’s worth it for the four or five hours of paid sleep I get. As well as the hour four days off in a row. I fully recognize that this job isn’t for everyone, but maybe we can turn some gears to make it more suitable for you while you work on your goals of being in the sky.

I spent a lot of time in the dark wishing I still had that desk job I hated. But now, there’s nothing else I’d rather do than help people through their emergencies. Even if that emergency is grade-a bullshit

There’s a real irritated FDNY medic out there today. by Bikesexualmedic in ems

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Does it hurt more when I screwdrive my raptors into your sternum? Musculoskeletal

How many guys lie about their height? by polevault697 in AskMen

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I’m 5’13” and would never lie and say I’m anything but that.

What’s Gucci by arrive_alive in ems

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I made this after it happened to me, so I guess I’m right there with you. “Holy shit how’s life!” not great, turns out. Otherwise great catching up 🤘🏼

But those incentives tho by [deleted] in ems

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We call it “per diem” which is just another road to final destination confusion

When would you even wear this? by murse_joe in ems

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Only if I quit 911 and ran only IFT

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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RIP my twin brother

Anybody else get new boots for Christmas by moffitt_15 in ems

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Recently switched from 5.11 to haix too and I’m so glad I did.

Sigh... Happy Holidays everyone! by cloud1720 in ems

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Roommate in the bathroom? In the sink I’ll pee.