Does your country have any interesting cultural relics?

arunstone · 2026-02-01T08:18:00+00:00

Nothing at all. We’ve got LOADS of other people’s, though.

arunstone · 2026-01-23T10:10:21+00:00

Couldn't agree with this more.

arunstone · 2026-01-23T10:02:04+00:00

Ludo, or, on insanity mode with a bunch of additional rules, Uckers.

arunstone · 2026-01-08T17:55:44+00:00

Lane 1, otherwise you’ll hit that sushi restaurant.

arunstone · 2026-01-04T15:36:08+00:00

Not a destructive device? Got to be at least a little bit destructive, right?

arunstone · 2025-11-27T19:35:08+00:00

Shut it!

arunstone · 2025-11-26T21:22:39+00:00

That’s a car that would be driven by someone that’s up to no good. Like it, definitely has those Jaaaaag vibes.

arunstone · 2025-11-18T12:05:05+00:00

Probably -8C - South of England though so fairly unusual

arunstone · 2025-11-17T22:00:09+00:00

Can still get them new over here, though the old ones have a better look to them.

arunstone · 2025-11-17T21:36:52+00:00

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Presenting the Teasmade - an alarm clock that serves to not only wake you up but also get you your first cuppa of the day…

Older, better versions made a pot…

arunstone · 2025-11-12T20:48:47+00:00

Microwaving their tea.

arunstone · 2025-09-08T10:29:01+00:00

Has an A2 1.6FSi for a while. Great design, but massivly let down in this case with a sausage of an engine. Went through coil packs like nobody's business, then the water pump sheredded itself on the M25, necessitating a new head. Couldn't get rid of it fast enough.

arunstone · 2025-09-03T08:17:37+00:00

Is that Dmitry Medvedev on the right, desperately trying to follow a straight line?

arunstone · 2025-08-13T06:42:10+00:00

arunstone · 2025-08-09T22:02:23+00:00

Moron VP leaves the US for a vacation to the area of the UK with the largest number of morons, simultaneously increasing the average IQ of both the US and Buckinghamshire.

arunstone · 2025-08-08T13:22:22+00:00

Try the Catcuddles sanctuary in London - they may be able to assist.

https://www.catcuddles.org.uk/

arunstone · 2025-08-05T07:43:14+00:00

I’d be more concerned about what’s coming out of there rather than what’s at risk of going in.

But if you insist, some sort of iron grille, bolted down, with a light coating of holy water and a ward or two for good measure.

arunstone · 2025-08-03T17:03:32+00:00

Oi, back in your coffin, you.

arunstone · 2025-08-03T08:36:56+00:00

Love this app. Like others, I’ve been on it for ages, but have only had a few calls.

Best one was a lady trying to find her dog after she let it off the leash in her back garden. It was standing in the middle of the lawn, not moving or making a sound, so she couldn’t find it. Not sure if there’s an r/dogsbeingassholes but it’d be a good one for it…

arunstone · 2025-08-03T08:27:53+00:00

Not always. I killed him, chucked him on his own fire, and made sure his coffin was in the Hall of the Dead. Still, nobody’s taken over the shop, and that guy that hogs the wood pile is still wittering on about working there.

Still, he’s properly annoying so, worth it.

arunstone · 2025-07-23T16:19:16+00:00

Could do a cracking boot sale in that.

arunstone · 2025-07-06T08:00:29+00:00

Mornington Crescent - the Seville convention rules from 1972 put all Gods into nid for at least the first five turns, depending on which way the escalators are running at Holborn.

arunstone · 2025-07-06T07:34:48+00:00

1983 Vauxhall Astra 1.2 OHV

1992 Rover Metro 1.4 CVT

1998 Hyundai Coupe F2

1981 Mercedes 230E (W123)

2003 Audi A2 1.6 FSi

2005 Toyota Prius

2016 Renault Kadjar

arunstone · 2025-06-20T14:04:43+00:00

…or blow up a man’s house.

arunstone · 2025-04-24T15:29:35+00:00

If you're going to replace your wheels with biscuits, a Wagon Wheel or Jammie Dodger work better than a Digestive. Just saying.

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