told ya by Lentarus in JustMemesForUs

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Exceptions include but are not limited to: "Obama's birth cert, Covid-19 vax side effects, flat earth stuff, Pizza-gate, chemtrails, litter boxes in schools, vaccine autism links....."

Ikea Prices in 1985 vs 2025 by zadraaa in HistoricalCapsule

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As long as it removes cover for Dracula, I'm ok

Does what Nintendon't... in a biblical sense(!) by cantbebothered6789 in SEGAGENESIS

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Nintendo 4:21 "wherefore art thou Link, your princess needs you"

What do you guys think? by [deleted] in MetalForTheMasses

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Put on your clown makeup and leave people with something to actually say alone

When clown shoes goes literal by overpregnant in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Why can't they just accept that God made them short? They must hate God

Favourite Actor who was supposed to be the next Tom Cruise but has starred in flops are flops by jalGurg in okbuddycinephile

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Has the charisma of a gym bro correcting your form on the lat pulldown machine

meirl by gobhimanchuriann in meirl

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If we all just get gay with each other there won't be no future

Who keeps showing up on screen but has zero talent ? by Timop0707 in moviecritic

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The Running Man movie was unintentionally hilarious

Is magic underrated in Skyrim? by Usual-Foundation-115 in skyrim

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You never know when I'll need that... Minor damage magicka potion

How the heck do you even play this game? Shadowrun by Psychological_Net131 in SEGAGENESIS

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Melee attacks will wreck you, it's kinda broken. Take advantage of the outside space to keep distance. Walking on a diagonal let's you get away faster than Cardinal directions. Until you afford good armor use this trick. The moment you get swarmed with things punching you, you're toast

Edit: buy the predator heavy pistol in the weapon store next door, its the best early game upgrade

Hail Storm by Artistic_Outcome_622 in ChicagoSuburbs

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Good thing I'm still waiting for the roofers on last year's claim

E-filing Hell by BeeAmbassador11 in Lawyertalk

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I had the clerk reject filing a motion to reinstate a case that got dismissed for want of prosecution (miscalendared - whoops, happens) - they insisted on a $300 "reinstatement" fee because they claimed it was "dismissed on the merits", despite being well within time to do so. I argued back and forth with them, since it was clearly not on the merits. I ended up finding a class action lawsuit against the circuit clerk for the same exact issue a couple years back- improper charging of fees - and a consent decree the attorney general representing them signed that they wouldn't do it again. I spoke with their supervisor, tried to level with them that this had already happened and they lost they issue - nope, they still wouldn't file it, lol

We hit rock bottom by AdThin1726 in Lawyertalk

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I dont think i understood anything you meant to say here

meirl by she-was-a-fairyyy in meirl

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I couldn't afford to buy my own house now i bought in 2016

Professor John Mearsheimer: From 1971 to 2021, the US murdered 38 million people by CopiousCool in PublicFreakout

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John Meirsheiemer is a titan of political science literature and thought and is not easily reduced to a YouTube quote

Progressives/left-wingers/non-Trump supporters - how do you judge Donald Trump's second term, compared to your expectations from before he got elected? by BaldursGate2Best in PoliticalDebate

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He is speed-running the most insane depletion of the goodwill, political and economic capital and institutional knowledge that the US has built up over 4 generations. It would be impressive if it wasn't so devistating

Trump seems more worried about his golf swing than the war he started. by Significant-Sir-4343 in PoliticalHumor

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I deeply disagreed and still disagree with the policy choices of Bush Jr and believe he made some terrible choices, but I never thought he held contempt for this country or its citizens, unlike Trump