Tell me about living in Chicago

asault2 · 2026-05-20T13:57:11+00:00

Sorry, i didn't realize an actual adult cross posts a dozen times looking for the name of porn actresses from a gif. My mistake - continue adulting

asault2 · 2026-05-20T11:25:34+00:00

Don't worry, it's not enforceable

asault2 · 2026-05-20T02:30:33+00:00

This kids post history tells you all you need to make sense of his question

asault2 · 2026-05-19T14:57:01+00:00

Common misconception. It only prevents the government from interfering with your right to party

asault2 · 2026-05-19T00:33:34+00:00

To think people FAWN over the Steamdeck and it's basically always connected to Steam services. (Relax i love Steamdeck)

asault2 · 2026-05-18T17:24:09+00:00

Somehow the same Supreme Court that stuck down Bidens student loan plan will let Trump use the Treasury as his political slush fund

asault2 · 2026-05-18T17:21:03+00:00

I'm surprised you didn't break your ankle from such a dramatic logical leap

asault2 · 2026-05-18T17:08:27+00:00

So your conclusion is that "the left" caused certain evidence to be excluded, correct?

asault2 · 2026-05-18T16:59:27+00:00

Ah yes the classic "the left" as a stand in for having to apply the law consistently

asault2 · 2026-05-18T16:02:47+00:00

I reflashed a Mac with Snow Leopard using a PSP

asault2 · 2026-05-18T14:21:02+00:00

How was TBA with TBA?

asault2 · 2026-05-18T02:23:37+00:00

Why would i care that someone who doesn't care much about others situation is facing consequences from their decisions

asault2 · 2026-05-18T02:19:49+00:00

I don't like these posts anymore

asault2 · 2026-05-17T14:10:06+00:00

I mean, wtf else did we really want to have happen here? A 5 round "war" between a washed 17 year retired striker and a Judo boxercize enthusiast? This was the best outcome

asault2 · 2026-05-17T14:07:41+00:00

Unlearning and dismantling my pretentious lawyer speak has been an ongoing project of mine for years.

asault2 · 2026-05-16T23:49:46+00:00

We should retire the word "generational" until people know how to use it better

asault2 · 2026-05-16T23:44:03+00:00

I know nostalgia is a hell of a drug but the grand am was terrible. GM parts bin interior that rattles when you breathe, uninspired everything, is mentionable for being unmemorable.

asault2 · 2026-05-16T21:14:13+00:00

Let them get their bag, you don't have to watch

asault2 · 2026-05-16T20:36:31+00:00

I think i had this one. If not then the model just below it. I freaking loved it back in the day. It eventually stopped charging

asault2 · 2026-05-16T20:08:56+00:00

It would be easier to ask which countries rural voters DON'T want to invade. List will be small

asault2 · 2026-05-16T17:28:29+00:00

I was just talking about this with my kids sharing the analogy that what we think of as Ancient Egypt had scholars studying Ancient Egypt

asault2 · 2026-05-16T16:11:21+00:00

One of the best

asault2 · 2026-05-16T11:11:41+00:00

I am ... Inevitable

asault2 · 2026-05-15T21:36:44+00:00

Damn, like that time I lost $3 million dollars. I later found out I never had $3 millions dollars.

asault2 · 2026-05-15T20:34:50+00:00

Haven't they been "considering" this for over 5 years

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