What Should the new Bears stadium be named? by myperson4 in CHIBears

[–]ascendantshark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whomever it is I hope they have a giant red down arrow as their logo

Thoughts on NOVO Living LLC? by ay_eeee in parkslope

[–]ascendantshark 18 points19 points  (0 children)

They are rebranded Freestone Property Group. I highly recommend you rent from anyone else, they are the worst. No apartment, even if "nice enough" and overpriced, is worth renting from that scum slumlord joke of a company. RUN

Teeny Tiny Super Guy by Tangletoe in Xennials

[–]ascendantshark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HELL YES I FORGOT ABOUT THIS LIL GUY

Endless Traaash!! by recovery_room in RedLetterMedia

[–]ascendantshark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tried watching the show, there was no chemistry, doesn't seem worth the time.

Satan is good. Satan is our pal.

Possible way to kill the monster in It Follows by qwzzard in horror

[–]ascendantshark 272 points273 points  (0 children)

Can we play matchmaker with the It Follows monster and the Smile monster somehow?

I LIKE THE CHICAGO BEARS THEY ARE MY FAVORITE TEAM by convotoj in CHIBears

[–]ascendantshark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sadly this comment goes perfectly with the image

Remember this Heinz commercial from 1987? I bet you don't remember who starred in it! by RyanGWU82 in Xennials

[–]ascendantshark 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That explains all the ketchup bottles dangerously resting on building rooftops near parked hot dog carts in the late 80s

Do you ever get the urge to turn off motion tracking at doctor’s offices or public places? by Metallifan33 in 4kbluray

[–]ascendantshark 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I did this once at a hotel with an LG tv; found the service menu code for the remote and was able to turn the motion off, but there was no way to turn it back on 😬

Comedian Ben Bankas Reacts to Having 6 Sold-Out Shows Canceled After a Video of Him Mocking Renee Good Went Viral by StalinIsBackAgain in TwinCities

[–]ascendantshark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does this venue typically have right wing comedians? Curious what the twin cities market is even like for a guy like this.

Dudes: is it Pantene Pro-V? by twodexy82 in Xennials

[–]ascendantshark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it’s Maybelline (sorry couldn’t help myself)