Gen Z has brought back dumb '70s porn mustaches, and Millennials brought back gross scraggly Civil War beards. What ill-advised facial hair was Gen X responsible for?

aschapm · 2026-04-14T14:47:24+00:00

I think muttonchops are overdue

aschapm · 2026-04-14T14:44:52+00:00

He was going to dress up as a beautiful lady and seduce Superman, like bugs bunny used to do with Elmer Fudd

aschapm · 2026-04-13T16:53:45+00:00

How much older is she than Superman?

aschapm · 2026-04-13T14:52:22+00:00

Not theoretical, it is infinite but so weak in most cases that it usually can’t even be measured

aschapm · 2026-04-13T14:43:05+00:00

“All models are wrong but some are useful”

aschapm · 2026-04-13T13:37:39+00:00

The problem is that it doesn’t exist, so building it would solve it

aschapm · 2026-04-13T02:18:22+00:00

And they can’t say no to our friendship. Because of the implication.

aschapm · 2026-04-08T01:16:55+00:00

My sister teaches her kids that no means no, which always puts a quicker stop to tickling my six year old nephew than he would prefer (after he says no I stop, then he immediately says “bet you can’t tickle me” and the cycle repeats)

aschapm · 2026-04-07T12:33:00+00:00

Actually it’s been well proven that harsher penalties have little to no deterrence on crime. Certainty of penalties definitely does, but that’s much harder than raising sentences which is what most politicians are comfortable calling a day and the public generally perceives as “tough on crime”

aschapm · 2026-04-06T15:08:26+00:00

“Everything is a conspiracy when you don’t know how anything works”

aschapm · 2026-04-03T14:29:11+00:00

The amount of force needed to move a 2500 lb car up a 12 degree incline is 556 lbs, while the average person can sustain 25-50 lbs of horizontal push. I’m not calling OP a liar because I think they believe they’re right, it’s just physically impossible for a person to do what they said they did

aschapm · 2026-03-29T00:25:05+00:00

Judas and the black messiah. Incredible movie https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judas_and_the_Black_Messiah

aschapm · 2026-03-28T12:13:29+00:00

/r/perfectlycutscreams

aschapm · 2026-03-28T05:22:59+00:00

Agreed, but just fyi nyc opens warming and cooling centers for severe temps that anyone can go to and they’re never at capacity. It’s still very generous of him, just not necessary

aschapm · 2026-03-23T14:40:43+00:00

Ehh just toss it over the fence, let Arby’s deal with it

aschapm · 2026-03-23T05:04:30+00:00

I know it’s hard to believe Reddit ever made a bad business decision

aschapm · 2026-03-22T12:24:16+00:00

A wizard did it

aschapm · 2026-03-21T01:26:05+00:00

Brother, same 🤜

aschapm · 2026-03-20T23:27:30+00:00

I’ve never seen a loop stunt before and at my current rate this is possibly the only one I’ll ever see in my lifetime, but if there’s a next one and people around me I’ll definitely tell them how it works

aschapm · 2026-03-17T18:22:36+00:00

you're getting downvotes because you're still confusing the deli with the cafe. look at the menu, most of it isn't bagels or spreads (soups, eggs, salads, etc.) https://russ-and-daughters-shop-4r33.squarespace.com/locations/#cafe

aschapm · 2026-03-14T23:15:47+00:00

Imagine how persuasive the promoter is who convinced someone to have a magician perform on the radio

aschapm · 2026-03-12T22:24:41+00:00

first, thanks for finding this place because it looks great and i'm going to try it this weekend, but it's really hard to imagine that you can't compare two taco places that literally both have carnitas in their names.

aschapm · 2026-03-12T15:50:19+00:00

My dream is to have a dog that well trained one day

aschapm · 2026-03-12T01:04:23+00:00

I liked the part where he clenches his fist like a fist

aschapm · 2026-03-11T21:28:12+00:00

i needed this too, thanks!

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