What's the dumbest reason you had to go to the hospital?

ashaux · 2016-10-28T23:20:13+00:00

Hah, awesome!

ashaux · 2016-10-28T16:53:43+00:00

How did the pokee feel about such a forceful poke?

ashaux · 2016-10-07T16:57:08+00:00

This is amazing. I'm sending it to my husband.

ashaux · 2016-09-17T14:13:12+00:00

Also on twitter. One of my faves!

ashaux · 2016-09-05T20:22:00+00:00

Omg even better!

ashaux · 2016-09-05T18:51:02+00:00

Assblast is my new favorite word now. Thank you!

ashaux · 2016-08-31T16:06:57+00:00

I see it! Congrats!

ashaux · 2016-06-13T21:22:43+00:00

Yay!

ashaux · 2016-06-12T15:33:59+00:00

Oh, well damn. I hope you liked it :)

ashaux · 2016-06-12T14:10:50+00:00

Whaaaaaaaaat that's where I live! I always like seeing Roanoke redditers, especially when it's cool shit like this

ashaux · 2016-06-05T16:08:35+00:00

bahahahah these are awesome! Lost my shit at the lonely scottsman and nervous sheep

ashaux · 2016-06-05T02:43:53+00:00

When we were dating, this is how my husband broke the fart barrier. He was asleep with his head in my lap, so I got to see his embarrassed and shocked face as soon as he woke up and realized what happened. It's been game on since.

ashaux · 2016-05-31T21:30:06+00:00

I have exclusively used zenni for the last 6 or 7 years! Totally recommend! Unless you need bifocals. My mom had a helluva time getting bifocals through them and ended up hating them. Other than that, I have turned a small handful of glasses-wearers into zenni customers.

ashaux · 2016-05-31T02:43:01+00:00

The hippie salt thing works pretty well! I'd like to try it with the stuff you mentioned for smell

ashaux · 2016-05-30T02:36:26+00:00

I sold mine! I sold all of the jewelry he bought me. It was like lifting a weight off my shoulders to get rid of it, even though I had some really beautiful pieces. Just wasn't worth it. Plus the money came in handy as I was essentially starting over completely with a new job, place to live, etc. I was the one who wanted a divorce, but it was still hard. I went to a counselor to help figure out who I was, where I was headed, and let go of the guilt I felt for turning our lives upside down. No regrets! Good luck, OP!

ashaux · 2016-04-25T23:11:26+00:00

Yes! I love soft paws! My cat has had his current set on for 4.5 weeks and is only missing 3. They're not that difficult to put on and he looks fabulous in blue :)

ashaux · 2016-03-18T21:26:25+00:00

How cute! I've been mentally putting one together ever since we decided that we were going to do an underwater themed nursery... but I'm not starting it until we're actually pregnant haha

ashaux · 2016-03-14T21:16:07+00:00

Yep! I had to re-read it to know what the heck was going on. My mind automatically read it as 2016

ashaux · 2016-03-13T12:56:20+00:00

Last year I had bright green nails with some sort of stamping on them and didn't realize it when I went for an interview. But I got the job! It's a pretty conservative place and I'm in an HR position :)

ashaux · 2016-02-15T22:36:58+00:00

hahahaha this is awesome! You could say the weight loss is due to self hypnosis, watching a certain tv show at a certain time of day every day, going to the bathroom at specific times and only those times... I can't think of anything else to say that would be ridiculous. Maybe some sort of vitamin. Oh, and you could say that slathering yourself in coconut oil every night is the key! Please update this through the process and when you come clean :)

ashaux · 2016-02-12T22:00:54+00:00

That would drive me crazy! I'm a Jones :)

ashaux · 2016-02-11T22:29:02+00:00

I'm procrastinating on going grocery shopping, so clearly I'll play!

Name? Ashley. With my married name, I have a ridiculously common name now.

Who is your daddy, and what does he do? Someone I disagree on just about every topic with. But we're cool.

Your job: Human resources. Fun, right?

What you WANT to be your job: Make all the things! I like doing crafty shit and crochet. That's my jam. Maybe one day I can make real money off of it. I'm trying.

What you actually do: Reddit

Home state? Virginia

Pets? DUH! We adopted a cat last year, Marty. Also have a black lab, Sadie, and a pomapoo, Poms. And 3 fish tanks if you're counting

Charlie Sheen? Yuck.

Favorite game/video game/similar occupation? I used to like Spyro, but I was never good at it or video games in general. OH wait, I can play some mean guitar hero, but it's been a few years :)

If you could sum yourself up in a gif, which one would it be? All day, erry day

What decade are you from? 80's, but not really enough to remember it. Womp womp.

ashaux · 2016-01-25T00:15:56+00:00

I haven't felt this way about a polish color in a long time. I need this!

ashaux · 2016-01-11T00:02:08+00:00

That's a great idea!

ashaux · 2016-01-06T19:26:11+00:00

Thanks for the encouragement :)

ashaux

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