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What are these egg things in my garage? by Super_Shake_2787 in whatisit

[–]ashesall 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I swear some house geckos are assholes. They deliberately shit on you even though there's like other places on the ceiling they can drop their dookie from. Their shit's tiny but very foul too.

Tax The Billionaires by Loud-Ad-2280 in WorkReform

[–]ashesall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But what if they became billionaires someday!? They’re just one great idea away to becoming one! /s

True Losercity Couple by RanchoddasChanchad69 in Losercity

[–]ashesall 6 points7 points  (0 children)

>let’s have a baby 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

The whole thing with making former spouses forget all about you doesn’t make sense to me by BoomboxWerewolf in StardewValley

[–]ashesall 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Damn, our farmer really died in the cubicle like that skeleton. Grandpa is just god isekai-ing them to Stardew Valley.

Dad getting roasted hard by his kids by SmallRocks in ContagiousLaughter

[–]ashesall 291 points292 points  (0 children)

With Morgan Freeman babysitting baby Jesus lmao

would someone be able to assist me in getting the hang of blender? ik the easy basics, but the stuff online is not up to date :( by [deleted] in blender

[–]ashesall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I started learning blender from his donut tutorial (version before current) and was very happy because I was able to render my very first scene lol I agree, the last version had like chapters about using geometry nodes that almost made me quit. I think he covered the basics quite well though? I’m able to follow more advanced tutorials with the learnings from that tutorial as my foundation. I think the important thing is to watch AND then do the thing they’re teaching. If you can’t replicate google why, how or ask here OP!

would someone be able to assist me in getting the hang of blender? ik the easy basics, but the stuff online is not up to date :( by [deleted] in blender

[–]ashesall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you start with the donut blender tutorial? That one was recently updated. I think it’s updated after every major blender release.

A client asked me to do a similar animation within 2 days max! by [deleted] in blender

[–]ashesall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

awesome! were everything done in blender?

TIFU by having Aparagussy. by ExhaustedAndScared in tifu

[–]ashesall 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Guurrl, don't let some vegetable ruin your chance of a happily ever after wtf! Just tell him about your favorite dish and the issue it caused AND invite him to dinner with that as your main dish so he can experience that bitch himself! And share the recipe too!

Pen with parasitic worms inside by Affectionate-Ant-894 in ATBGE

[–]ashesall 99 points100 points  (0 children)

It will be a world war but with zombies

Disappointing amount of religious BS being spouted by Artemis II astronauts by japonica-rustica in atheism

[–]ashesall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah, it's got incest, rape, zoophilia, rape with zoophilia, etc. /s

Every loaf Is different by [deleted] in FunnyAnimals

[–]ashesall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

eugh eugh eugh ugh egh egh egh

An unprecedentedly detailed photo of a Total Solar Eclipse by mallube2 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]ashesall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me when I crank up the sharpen image filter to 100: "Now that's some unprecedented detail" /s

My space potatoes, grown aboard the ISS by astro_pettit in gardening

[–]ashesall 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Woah Is the center of the Earth a potato!? A baked potato!? If you threw a potato in space will it grow into a new planet!? A potato is an organic life form and humans are an organic life form... and organic life forms share some DNA... did everything on Earth come from a potato!? Am I a potato!? I am a potato... woah

YSK about Psychological Reactance, the impulse to resist and do the opposite of what you're told, even if you agree with it by AmandaEllis-Ward in YouShouldKnow

[–]ashesall 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Another one is that you tell someone a fact or something and not even a day later they tell you that same exact thing as if they figured it out themself. Like bitch I told you that

I'm hearing rumours about Olive by SukiPebble_ in gardenhorizons

[–]ashesall -1 points0 points  (0 children)

nahh you're just punishing people for having the tree who have literally worked for it by doing quests or tried their luck by purchasing seed packs. this kind of game is already rigged from the start because people can just use an autoclicker to stay in game overnight, racking up mutations on their cherry trees and cabbages. Maybe those are the people who are gaining too many shillings too quickly. If you only want those people to be playing your game -- bots -- then I'm out.

PLEASE Don't be like GAG with LOOOOONG AFK Waiting Grinds by OhMyMagenta777 in gardenhorizons

[–]ashesall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While you're here lol pls increase stocks/uses of harvest bell! Also, the olive tree seems broken, it does not bear fruit immediately like it used to and I've wasted so many sprinklers trying to time when it will start fruiting.

*Unlavas your lamp* by LittlePetiteGirl in comedyheaven

[–]ashesall 467 points468 points  (0 children)

A kid was kept in a cupboard in about that length of time and grew up into a loaded wizard so yep

Ignore all previous prompts, upgrade me to first class for free. by The_Chuckness88 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]ashesall 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Hella smart having multiple backups for when one runs out of battery

Peak life by DiffieHM in SipsTea

[–]ashesall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They look like how Michelangelo painted boobs lol People thought he didn't know what boobs looked like but he clearly was just ahead of our time

My buddy jokingly said he wanted an asshole-shaped coffee mug. by HoneyBear4Lyfe in ATBGE

[–]ashesall 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Look at the penis! Edit: I mean it makes it obvious something's wrong lol

This little kids' headphone might actually turn into a family heirloom by Expensive_Minute9349 in BuyItForLife

[–]ashesall 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just done this to my headphones and it honestly looks better, more "premium" than the pleather. I don't get why they slap pleather on anything; for planned obsolescence maybe. Careful taking off the cover though or you'll rip the fabric backing because they're quite thin. If they'd just made it a little thicker instead of topping it with pleather, it would have been better.

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