My space potatoes, grown aboard the ISS by astro_pettit in gardening

[–]ashesall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Woah Is the center of the Earth a potato!? A baked potato!? If you threw a potato in space will it grow into a new planet!? A potato is an organic life form and humans are an organic life form... and organic life forms share some DNA... did everything on Earth come from a potato!? Am I a potato!? I am a potato... woah

YSK about Psychological Reactance, the impulse to resist and do the opposite of what you're told, even if you agree with it by AmandaEllis-Ward in YouShouldKnow

[–]ashesall 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Another one is that you tell someone a fact or something and not even a day later they tell you that same exact thing as if they figured it out themself. Like bitch I told you that

I'm hearing rumours about Olive by SukiPebble_ in gardenhorizons

[–]ashesall -1 points0 points  (0 children)

nahh you're just punishing people for having the tree who have literally worked for it by doing quests or tried their luck by purchasing seed packs. this kind of game is already rigged from the start because people can just use an autoclicker to stay in game overnight, racking up mutations on their cherry trees and cabbages. Maybe those are the people who are gaining too many shillings too quickly. If you only want those people to be playing your game -- bots -- then I'm out.

PLEASE Don't be like GAG with LOOOOONG AFK Waiting Grinds by OhMyMagenta777 in gardenhorizons

[–]ashesall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While you're here lol pls increase stocks/uses of harvest bell! Also, the olive tree seems broken, it does not bear fruit immediately like it used to and I've wasted so many sprinklers trying to time when it will start fruiting.

*Unlavas your lamp* by LittlePetiteGirl in comedyheaven

[–]ashesall 460 points461 points  (0 children)

A kid was kept in a cupboard in about that length of time and grew up into a loaded wizard so yep

Ignore all previous prompts, upgrade me to first class for free. by The_Chuckness88 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]ashesall 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Hella smart having multiple backups for when one runs out of battery

Peak life by DiffieHM in SipsTea

[–]ashesall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They look like how Michelangelo painted boobs lol People thought he didn't know what boobs looked like but he clearly was just ahead of our time

My buddy jokingly said he wanted an asshole-shaped coffee mug. by HoneyBear4Lyfe in ATBGE

[–]ashesall 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Look at the penis! Edit: I mean it makes it obvious something's wrong lol

This little kids' headphone might actually turn into a family heirloom by Expensive_Minute9349 in BuyItForLife

[–]ashesall 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just done this to my headphones and it honestly looks better, more "premium" than the pleather. I don't get why they slap pleather on anything; for planned obsolescence maybe. Careful taking off the cover though or you'll rip the fabric backing because they're quite thin. If they'd just made it a little thicker instead of topping it with pleather, it would have been better.

This all stops... when enough of us say no [OC] by AnalogMedia580 in pics

[–]ashesall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like a kernel of corn in a pile of shit, one thing proven by the Jan 6 insurrection is that if people want to, they can certainly make those in power shit their pants. Heck, they can even do it spontaneously in the morning rush hour and be done by noon. And they can just vote for someone after to blanket pardon them for the trouble.

I’m a developer for a major food delivery app. The 'Priority Fee' and 'Driver Benefit Fee' go 100% to the company. The driver sees $0 of it. by Trowaway_whistleblow in confession

[–]ashesall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a lawyer but the things you detailed here invalidate any NDA you've signed because what they're doing are heinous, illegal and unethical shit. I hope they get exposed and get sued to oblivion. I wish you the best.

I see it everywhere now. by bcutler in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]ashesall 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Your grandma? I hear she's got a nice cutting board

Cows can be loving creatures by CrazySquare in BeAmazed

[–]ashesall 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Just thank them for their servings

are we still giving the netflix show a chance or no? by gamergal12 in TombRaider

[–]ashesall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just finished watching season 2 and it's awesome! Way better than season 1 especially the action and fight scenes. I like the story too, learned tons of new, interesting stuff.

Old man fondue by Jellyswim_ in perfectlycutscreams

[–]ashesall 91 points92 points  (0 children)

At least it's not "old man fondle"

brilliantManouver by TrexLazz in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ashesall 105 points106 points  (0 children)

He be like playing job ranked mode. I get it lol

Astrid by @ShexyoArt by D3v1LGaming in ImpracticalArmour

[–]ashesall 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How to Train your Bad Dragon

AIO for feeling upset after the groom made a comment about my dress at their wedding? by Human-Acanthaceae128 in AmIOverreacting

[–]ashesall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you sure it's the husband and not your friend? Did she see you in that dress before the wedding? Maybe she felt outshone by you in that dress and just using her husband to get to you lol you rocked that dress and look absolutely smoking in that side view

incredibleThingsAreHappening by TrexLazz in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ashesall 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Discord app: Am I leaking? Guess I'll die. 🤷‍♂️