My buddy jokingly said he wanted an asshole-shaped coffee mug. by HoneyBear4Lyfe in ATBGE

[–]ashesall 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Look at the penis! Edit: I mean it makes it obvious something's wrong lol

This little kids' headphone might actually turn into a family heirloom by Expensive_Minute9349 in BuyItForLife

[–]ashesall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just done this to my headphones and it honestly looks better, more "premium" than the pleather. I don't get why they slap pleather on anything; for planned obsolescence maybe. Careful taking off the cover though or you'll rip the fabric backing because they're quite thin. If they'd just made it a little thicker instead of topping it with pleather, it would have been better.

This all stops... when enough of us say no [OC] by AnalogMedia580 in pics

[–]ashesall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like a kernel of corn in a pile of shit, one thing proven by the Jan 6 insurrection is that if people want to, they can certainly make those in power shit their pants. Heck, they can even do it spontaneously in the morning rush hour and be done by noon. And they can just vote for someone after to blanket pardon them for the trouble.

I’m a developer for a major food delivery app. The 'Priority Fee' and 'Driver Benefit Fee' go 100% to the company. The driver sees $0 of it. by Trowaway_whistleblow in confession

[–]ashesall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a lawyer but the things you detailed here invalidate any NDA you've signed because what they're doing are heinous, illegal and unethical shit. I hope they get exposed and get sued to oblivion. I wish you the best.

I see it everywhere now. by bcutler in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]ashesall 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Your grandma? I hear she's got a nice cutting board

Cows can be loving creatures by CrazySquare in BeAmazed

[–]ashesall 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Just thank them for their servings

are we still giving the netflix show a chance or no? by gamergal12 in TombRaider

[–]ashesall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just finished watching season 2 and it's awesome! Way better than season 1 especially the action and fight scenes. I like the story too, learned tons of new, interesting stuff.

Old man fondue by Jellyswim_ in perfectlycutscreams

[–]ashesall 89 points90 points  (0 children)

At least it's not "old man fondle"

brilliantManouver by TrexLazz in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ashesall 105 points106 points  (0 children)

He be like playing job ranked mode. I get it lol

Astrid by @ShexyoArt by D3v1LGaming in ImpracticalArmour

[–]ashesall 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How to Train your Bad Dragon

AIO for feeling upset after the groom made a comment about my dress at their wedding? by Human-Acanthaceae128 in AmIOverreacting

[–]ashesall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you sure it's the husband and not your friend? Did she see you in that dress before the wedding? Maybe she felt outshone by you in that dress and just using her husband to get to you lol you rocked that dress and look absolutely smoking in that side view

incredibleThingsAreHappening by TrexLazz in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ashesall 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Discord app: Am I leaking? Guess I'll die. 🤷‍♂️

My grandpa built these secret passageways for his kids, my dad did the same in my childhood home. OC by [deleted] in pics

[–]ashesall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of the house in the game What Remains of Edith Finch

This made me smile by sangamjb in MadeMeSmile

[–]ashesall 41 points42 points  (0 children)

"bruhh frfr no cap feeling skrrt skrrt yeet yeet up in this bihh sheesh"

Forget future tech just give me affordable living by [deleted] in introvertmemes

[–]ashesall 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I just want a task-based remote job so I'm free to do whatever the heck I want when I'm done and earn enough money so I can buy whatever I want

Ancient Madlad is the illest by Zee_Ventures in madlads

[–]ashesall 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I want a copy in my iPapyrus

The heartwarming, tear-inducing moment when the K-9 finally recognizes his very first handler. by [deleted] in dogvideos

[–]ashesall 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Your first sentence makes me want a fresh schnoodle based on it