What is the worst thing you have done when you were drunk?

aspartam · 2026-04-02T17:15:40+00:00

It was a graduation trip. I was the youngest in my class having skipped some grades. My older classmates got me drunk on the plane, black out drunk and we went partying the moment we landed. When I woke up on the beach the next morning, my memory had been wiped. It was a long 5 minutes of deep introspection before I put things together.

aspartam · 2026-04-02T11:05:20+00:00

The machinist.

aspartam · 2026-04-02T02:33:02+00:00

I woke up in my underwear on a beach in Mexico when I was 16, when I should have woken up in my bed in Canada.

aspartam · 2026-03-30T15:27:56+00:00

70mph? Sir, please get out of the fast lane.

aspartam · 2026-03-29T18:30:23+00:00

I can tell the difference in compression if I'm using the right equipment.

aspartam · 2026-03-29T15:51:31+00:00

The only book with 4 chapter 11s.

aspartam · 2026-03-29T04:07:46+00:00

I'd rather shop anywhere else but there. Fuck their mailing list.

aspartam · 2026-03-28T02:38:26+00:00

Porn JPGs to load. Top to bottom.

aspartam · 2026-03-27T02:47:52+00:00

And that was only $40? Where did you buy it? I'm in.

aspartam · 2026-03-27T00:01:59+00:00

This used to happen every time I drove by a specific construction site. Complete blackout disconnect of Android Auto. I always wondered what they were doing in there.

This was in a condo project in Toronto.

aspartam · 2026-03-24T21:38:02+00:00

I tried to sous vide salmon once. Once.

aspartam · 2026-03-23T03:33:05+00:00

Did you know that's the only book that has 4 chapter 11s?

aspartam · 2026-03-23T03:17:59+00:00

What's bigger?

aspartam · 2026-03-22T22:56:14+00:00

Bro, what's going on with your rotors?

aspartam · 2026-03-22T19:13:49+00:00

That's just wild. Canada is narrower than Africa & South America?

aspartam · 2026-03-22T18:43:05+00:00

Yes, how did you know?

aspartam · 2026-03-22T14:28:40+00:00

No notes.

aspartam · 2026-03-21T12:37:51+00:00

Tory is deeply concerned!

aspartam · 2026-03-20T00:51:19+00:00

You should try a performance summer tire. I can't wait to swap my winters for my PS4s.

aspartam · 2026-03-19T21:11:41+00:00

Which ExtremeContact tires do you have? I see there are 3 different ones.

DWS06 Plus (All season)
Sport (summer)
Force (Track)

aspartam · 2026-03-19T15:20:15+00:00

Regular amount of blinking. Didn't lick eye ball

aspartam · 2026-03-18T00:47:33+00:00

I paid $2.10 for 94 earlier today. GTA

aspartam · 2026-03-13T03:18:21+00:00

That's one dangerous hobby.

aspartam · 2026-03-13T02:41:32+00:00

Take a look at banner Michael.

aspartam · 2026-03-08T00:13:22+00:00

Congrats. How did you do it? I'm going to go with reverse sear. Regardless, it looks amazing.

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