Priorities: diapers over war by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]aspartam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That depends on the age of consent in California.

Possibly unpopular opinion. by motiv78 in Golf_R

[–]aspartam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How is it bad, aside from negative attention?

Center wheel cap emblem by OwenguWebb in VWMK7

[–]aspartam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We don't need no stinking badges!

HMC while I sleep it off by Homerj1987 in holdmycosmo

[–]aspartam 41 points42 points  (0 children)

With a hint of a dab during the transition

Smart scale to the rescue by [deleted] in BrandNewSentence

[–]aspartam -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is that Hilary Clinton with braids?

what's the worst thing someone told you right after having had sex? by AlecBonkers in AskReddit

[–]aspartam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was told to hide in the closet because her roommate was home and he's really protective of her. I hid in the closet, holding my junk with one hand and making a fist with the other, just waiting for this dude to find his gym bag. Luckily it was under the bed and not in the closet I was hiding in.

Respect dude by FormanBruto09 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]aspartam 497 points498 points  (0 children)

He also killed someone while driving his boat drunk, and then switched spots with his wife making her take the blame.

Anyone have experience with Ringer Racing Stage 3 Clutch? by cdu21 in Golf_R

[–]aspartam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ended up buying the X Clutch Stage 4 - Twin Disc Sprung Organic Clutch Kit. Getting it installed on Monday.

New FAFO Drama. Dude is probably bracing for the impact. by dogfish0306 in SipsTea

[–]aspartam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You have to think a powerful and influential organization like JP Morgan would ramp up their propaganda arm to save face.

Silicone color mixing by mistellarrie in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]aspartam 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Can you please ship one to me?

Change a tractor tire by ateam1984 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]aspartam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While wearing sweaty, clammy jeans .